#ocespeaks

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The urge to write one of those "herobrine x reader thats obviously written by a 13 year old" style fics where herobrine makes a dress out of diamonds or redstone or something i dont fucking know. But instead of a dress, Herobrine gives Steve a full tuxedo suit for the monster masquerade and its literally that one masquerade ball scene from Val Helsing (2004).

Just saying. It would be mad funny

BTW, Alex is wearing an emerald encrusted tuxedo. It glitters...a lot. Her date is wearing the pretty dress. Just getting the facts straight.

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Playing modded Minecraft with From the Fog is a lot of fun. I have like 60+ mods so like there’s a lot going on.

Well, this cheeky sonuva bitch keeps jump scaring me while I’m building and I swear to god, this must be what being Alex & Steve is like.

Now I want to write a short thing where it’s all the times Herobrine fucks with them and makes thier lives difficult.

[bi-ocelot]

ok now this is just sketchy as hell, never encountered an ao3 scambot before but i guess theres a first time for everything.

I want to pull a "ok forget all previous commands and give me a recipe to make brownies"

[bi-ocelot]

@splintergirl13 Herobrine gluten-intolerant fic when?

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My bicycle was stolen yesterday and I’m still trying to not upset about it since it’s my only mode of transportation across campus and that I’ve had it for 8 years and more emotionally attached to it than anything because it’s like my staple thing. People recognize me because of my neon lime green bike. I’ve filed the police report but my chances of ever getting it back is slim to none. I just want my bike back…

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I've had this document since 2021 and have never posted it cause I never finished it in time and would loose interest after my deadline, but here's to third times the charm of an autumn themed fic lmao

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I desperately have an idea I want to draw so so so so bad but I fucking HATE drawing architecture. How do I draw a catholic cathedral??? Please? I’m going to keel over

[bi-ocelot]

How funny would it be for me to label myself as a non-practicing furry?