#octonuts

[octorosi]

Shellington: No >:<

Pearl: Yes! Shellington you can’t avoid cleaning this lab forever >:(

Shellington: ITS PERFECTLY FINE.

Barnacles: Shellington listen to your older sister- this place is a wreck- I almost lost ursa here the other day!

Shellington: >:( It’s a organized mess!

Barnacles: This place is messier then kwaziis room! And his room is messy shellington-

Shellington: I cannot believe you are siding with my sister over me! D:<

Barnacles:…That’s not the point shellington- THE POINT IS THAT WE LOST PESO IN THIS MESS AND WE NEED TO FIND HIM!

Shellington: Pesos a grown man! He’ll be fine! The issue is that your favoriting my own older sister over me! You said you didn’t have favorites >:(

Barnacles: I don’t have favourites shellington- and I’m not favouriting Pearl- she is an amazing crew member, but I don’t have favourites, IM ONLY “SIDING” WITH HER BECAUSE WE NEED TO FIND PESO!

Shellington: I can’t even right now 😔

Barnacles: pearl, can you help me move this stuff?

Pearl: Of corse! The sooner we start the sooner we find peso-

*meanwhile with peso*

Peso, who’s under a pile of books: this is fine :)

[octorosi]

So! Three poles ago- I asked what you guys wanted to see! And you guys voted hc’s!

Shall we begin? >:3

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Peso has a HUGE bucket for stickers and whenever anyone in the back octopod needs a sticker peso goes to his sticker bucket:3

Barnacles and Kwazii play board games in their free time

Dashi has so many unfinished DIYs in her room it’s insane-

Natquick is very good at cutting and styling hair

Whenever Bianca comes over tunic gets her and barnacles confused- like he will go up to Bianca, thinking it’s barnacles and when she answers him he’s like “wait your not the captain-“

Barnacles does yoga

Shellington will stay in his lab without poking his head out side of it for days if given the chance-

Tweek loves playing animal crossing with kwazii

Natquick Will call barnacles randomly out of the blue when he’s lonely-

[octorosi]

Octonauts incorrect quotes ✨🎷🐛

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Shellington: Captain put the straight jacket on-

Barnacles: a straight jacket…? Shellington I’m not sure that it occurred to you yet. but I’m bi-

Shellington:…fair point- have I nice rest of your day-

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Dashie : Knock, knock.

Min: Who's there?

Dashie : Boo!

Min: Boo who?

Dashie : Why are you crying?

Min: I'm not crying.

Dashie : Hello notcrying, I'm Dashie .

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Pearl: Barnacles has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

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Barnacles: If we lose, you’re out of the will.

Kwazii: I was in the will?

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Barnacles: I’m such a bad person-

Tweek, aggressively shaking them: NO YOU ARE NOT YOU F**KING LIAR.

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Peso: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Tweek: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Kwazii: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Barnacles: That's great, Kwazii. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 f***ing years.

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Bianca: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.

Barnacles : Bianca, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

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Paani: I dropped Dashie.

Barnacles: Paani, what the fuck.

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[octorosi]

*paani, dashi, and kwazii standing*

Barnacles: do you 3 know why I have called you here?

Paani: No captain, I believe I was actually dragged here-?

Barnacles: Wait what-?

Dashie: >:3

Barnacles: Never mind- Kwazii? Do you have anything to say?

Kwazii: I promise I didn’t light the coco machine on fire- 

Barnacles: GOOD LORD KWAZII. I WAS GOING TO ASK WHY YOU WERE LATE HOME YESTERDAY BUT YOU DID WHAT?!???

Paani: KWAZII THAT WAS YOU????

Dashi: Oh…I better go apologize to tweek-

Barnacles: I’m to old to be dealing with this- everyone back to work-

Kwazii: *Thinks* wait captain..we don’t have that big of a age ga- WAIT WHATS THATS SUPPOSED TO MEAN???

Paani: Haha old man >:3

Kwazii: IM IN MY 20s PAANI SHUSH.

Dashi: Elderly >:D

Kwazii: HA DASHI WERE THE SAME AGE JOKES ON YOU!

Dashi: WAIT-

Kwazii: OH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED!

[octorosi]

Just barnacles when they are alone and can express emotions-

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Barnacles: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka. 
Barnacles *looks at the mixing bowl* shut up I need this More then you do.

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Barnacles : I’ve never felt better! 


Barnacles , earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

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Barnacles : So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.” 
Barnacles : Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing. 
Barnacles : HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

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Murderer: Any last words? 
Barnacles : Do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Barnacles : Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Barnacles : I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

Therapist: Weren’t we just talking about you crying yourself to sleep at night-?

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Barnacles : My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

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Barnacles : My expectations were low but holy fuck.

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Barnacles : Just took a personality test and got an A+.

Barnacles:NOW TELL THAT TO MY EX’S

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and- 
Barnacles : No returns. 
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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Barnacles : You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. 
Barnacles : That's why I own TEN guns. 
Barnacles : Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

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Barnacles-who am I talking to-

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Barnacles : *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry…..uhm-

The mirror-Are they for real rn-

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[octorosi]

What I think about certain shippers-

*this will only include the original crew not octo-agents sry*

*please don’t take what I say to heart- I’m just joking on these!

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Barnacles x dashie

Ok, y’all are chill people-but I see them having a parent child relationship-

Barnacles x peso

I- honestly- I don’t ship it- same as dashie and barnacles- parent child relationship-

Shellington x dashie

Y’all have been around for a wile damn- this is ok in my opinion, I also dont ship it but you do you-

Shellington x peso

Can we be friends? Y’all are cool! I like this ship-

Barnacles x shellington

Ok, y’all are cool! Not som I would ship but I can see it! We can be friends-

Barnacles x kwazii

MARRY ME-/j I like this ship honestly-

Kwazii x peso

I’m genuinely afraid of y’all- some of y’all are chill but some of y’all scare me-

Kwazii x shellington

Not bad- I personally don’t ship it- but y’all are cool,

Kwazii x tweek

Y’all don’t know a lesbian when you see one-

Tweek x dashie

I like y’all- I ship this- Y’all know a lesbian when you see one, (referring to tweek)

Barnacles x tweek

Honestly, y’all are ok in my books- but I see them as best friends- they give off those vibes-

Ok this one had me all the way f**ked up-

Barnacles x inkling…..

You ship what you wanna ship…but for me this is new-I feel barnacles sees inkling as a father figure- and inkling sees them as a child figure- but my brother said that barnacles and inkling are closer in age so he can see it-? Honestly idk about this one it could possibly work? Idfk-

Inkling x any of em

I have no opinion- I didn’t know people shipped him with any of them-

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I think that’s all??

Again! Don’t take this to heart! All of this is a joke and it was for fun!

[octorosi]

Just a small little doodle of tunip-

They are in barnacles’s boot for some reason-

[octorosi]

Optometrist-how my I help you today?

Barnacles-so you see, my husb-

*kwazii crashes into a wall*

Kwazii-BARNACLES WERE ARE YOUUUUUU-

Barnacles-I think there’s something wrong with his vision-

Optometrist-what the fu- Oh! Yes-! Follow me to room five!

Kwazii-I CANT SEE S**T-

Barnacles, grabbing kwazii by the arm- this way kwazii- please don’t yell-

Kwazii-OK I WONT.