“Dearest friend, I must admit that you've shown
me a new view on life. Starting with how
erotic cauliflower is best grown.
My garden now makes me exclaim "Oh, wow!"
Additionally, how best to make use
of my collection of vintage cheeses.
Their strong odor brings arguments to truce.
At my nasal septum their scent freezes.
You have shown me this and much more, my pal,
and over time my feelings developed
to love you like I dearly love Pascal.
I wish your arms would hold me enveloped.
I fear that you do not return my love,
and if you don't, please don't give me the shove.”
Item 5. IMAGE OR GIF. Prepare a homemade item-pasted “kindness card” to mail to a friend or loved one. It must include: a “fingernail flower;” a seed or glitter picture of Dinomite’s head in full drag; and, from Dino’s mouth in a speech bubble, a love haiku or sonnet that contains the phrase “nasal septum” or “erotic cauliflower.”