#oderus urungus

[c0rpseundertaker]

I GOT THE NEW TOMODACHI LIFE GAME!! as a fan of the 3ds one, this is pretty neat.

On my island, balsac is married to my partner (which they got married the moment they met.. sigh), jizmak and pustulus are in love and want to be married, estrogina and beefcake are in love (but beefcake has been interrupting ALL of my mii's love confessions, just to get rejected.. chud.) my mii and flattus have a mutual crush... and blothar has a one sided crush for oderus. and then huntar and slymenstra are there with no one to fall in love with LOL (i will be adding more miis tho) my favorite looking mii has to be either balsac, or jizmak.. and my least favorite looking is blothar... my favorite miis has to be my partner then jizmak, and then my least favorite is beefcake.. tsk...

I cannot add grodius nor sexy in fear of making them look downright awful

[technodestructoslover]

do they know its legal now

[oderus-official]

What sorts of things do you have to do to take care of the Cuttlefish Of Cthulu? It's a rather... unique pet.

Dont call my cock a pet! As for taking care of it, it really just needs food. Trying to bathe it is pointless as neither I nor the Cuttlefish like it. We'll just spew all over again and make the work useless. It needs food sometimes, which is part of why I kill what I fuck and fuck what I kill. Most attempts to pleasure the Cuttlefish end in necrocannibalphilia.

[oderus-official]

My human went missing for a couple months. She came back to antartica crying about college. She better get over it soon because ive got a whole host of ideas for posting.

[andrasandreas]

oh that picture of Oderus and that lady was from a magazine commercial

[tehshelaroxx]

I watched GWAR's Phallus in Wonderland for the first time last night and you don't know how geniunely concerned I was for Oderus' peen. That damn cuttlefish had me stressed out the entire movie. 😅🤣

[ifoundthisfootage]

[er0ticn1ghtmares]

Refreshing 😝😝