🍻 + “are there any special someones in your life?”
“This is very personal. Did the lesbians put you up to this? Several someones, but not in the way you mean.
By which to say I mean I value my friendships very highly, chief among them being an actual celestial being so I am quite literally blessed. How many heaven puns am I allowed to make? That’s it? Fine, I’ll get off the stage.”










