#odisn

[archived-swallowedblood]

❝          I  NEVER  GOT  TO  SAY  THANK  YOU...          ❞          Not even he could sneak up on her,     no matter how quiet the place was around her.     Only the sound of the winds and animals chipping.     Rehabilitation had taken a toll,     but so had her relapse.     Bianca shifted in her seat on the bench only to turn to finally face him.          ❝          I know it couldn’t have been easy,     but...     Thank you.          ❞

✩     : //     〔     𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻.     〕     ,     @odisn.

[shinegone]

On linkedin I'm known as a professional rper

damn, retirement's looking good since i've been here over 5 years :)

[aliasinvestigate]

@odisn​ called alias investigations.

❛  hey, hammer time,  ❜  jessica calls across the room.  there’s a glass that sits outside of her right hand already emptied, swimming in a circle of its own condensation.  the habitual sharpness in her tone is a knife’s edge tease, smirk scythe-like.  ❛  i bet you twenty bucks i can drink you under the table.  ❜ 

[herhaunt-a]

ARE U A BISCOFF BABY

.................. im worried about googling what this might be .

[futurise]

Thor, with mjolnir, hitting Tony's suit : bonk :/ 🔨⚡

❛      the suit’s hulk-proof,  skrull-proof,  kree-proof,  built to withstand metal-manipulating supervillains, alien warlords,  and  asgardians.  but i’ve never been able to get my hands on the thing,  so you’re welcome to give it your best  shot.     ❜

[shinegone]

subject  line :   ❛  i  swear  to  you  that  i  followed  the  directions .  ❜ from :  thor  ,  @odisn​

    he’s  laughing  slightly,  and  it  is  a  rather  humorous  sight.  bubbles  cascade  over  the  floor,  at  a  ridiculous  volume.  the  machine  hums  as  it  still  works  through  the  washing  cycle.  and  it  wasn’t  a  big  ask,  just  run  the  dishwasher  he  thought  it  was  . . .  foolproof.  but  something  was  new  to  everyone,  evne  something  as  SIMPLE  as  a  dishwasher.  he  looks  at  his  friend,  a  pitiful  raise  of  his  eyebrows  as  he  nods.  “ yeah,  i’m  sure.  but  . . .  how  much  soap  did  you  put  in ?  it  looks  like  you  put  in  the  whole  box. ”

[aliasinvestigate]

@odisn​ said: " see? I'm not just a pretty face. " 🌝

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“      yeah?      ”      jessica   tucks   her   derision   into   a   pursed   pinch   of   her   mouth.      that’s   all   she   affords   him,   tromping   past   all   dressage   heel-toe   striding.      over   one   shoulder,   she   hurls   out   a   curveball   curse.         “      -----      well,   that   hammer’s   CLEARLY   compensating   for   something.      ”   

“      KEEP   UP,   pretty   boy.      ”      tosses   with   only   a   hint   of   wheedling   glee.         

[venturoushearta]

congratulations, the mung beans are yours

Heheh nice