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[newcherriesoldwood]

cat hair getting stuck to my vaseline hands is causing psychosis

[post-futurism]

i miss glow

[notactuallyasuperhero]

person: hey you want some milk?

me: no i can't have milk

person: oh are you lactose intolerant?

me: no i'm allergic

person: isn't that what lactose intolerance is?

me: *pulls out presentation on the difference between an allergy and an intolerance*

[gurotrashblog]

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[greatergospel]

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[siyanxe-blog]

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[captainskicc]

Me: makes post

Me, 3 minutes later: deletes post