Random Headcanon: Since Thor has healing hands, it stands to reason that his cummies have *:･ﾟ✧magical healing properties*:･ﾟ✧ too, right? rIGHT? Loki wakes up with his crops watered, his skin aglowin, and another +1000HP added to his lifespan. Their child turns out to be the hearty healthiest bibi boi in the Nine Realms 🍆💦💦
This is scientific fact and I am 1000% in agreement. Thor’s molecules are infused with Super Seidr (like regular seidr, only superer), so you know the first time he came in Loki, those zillions of ultra-healing gametes were looking around at all those angsty cells of his like
And once they got Loki’s internals running at optimum efficiency and 633 years of bitter sibling rivalry were exfoliated from his heart (and skin, because spite really ages a person), it was ⋆. 🎀 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 🎀 .⋆
At no point in the pregnancy did Loki have a problem. No nausea. No indigestion. No morning sickness. No back pain. No tiredness. No strange cravings or moodswings. As long as Thor kept making regular deposits in his suggestive suggestion box, Loki grew happier and more radiant each day.
The eventual labor? Short. The delivery? Practically painless. The baby? Healthy and gorgeous, of course. Loki dropped all the pregnancy weight in a couple months and was back to his sleek, svelte self. The baby slept through the night, barely fussed, and was ridiculously cute. Thor walked around with a permanent smile on his face. Loki couldn’t wait to teach their child everything he knew. (Pranks and mischief included.) But pranks were always best when shared with a sibling…
Thor was quite alarmed when he learned that the entire east wing of the palace was being remodeled into “the children’s hall”.
“Whose children?” he asked over the din of construction. “Ours?”
“Of course,” said Loki, arms crossed, observing the proceedings. “Whose else’s? Oh, I’m sure they’ll have friends over occasionally, but this is mostly for our own offspring.”
Thor’s eyes widened. “And how many of those are you proposing we have?”
Loki turned and sent Thor with a wide, sly smirk. “I think a small army would do. I’ve always wanted one, you know. Never imagined I would get it this way.” He sauntered over, green eyes twinkling with mischief, and slid his arms around Thor’s shoulders.
“Do you think you’re up for the task, O Mighty Thor?” he said, nuzzling Thor’s nose with his own.
Thor grinned helplessly and laughed. “I… will give it everything I’ve got!”
And he certainly did, Anon. He certainly did.