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modern au headcanons
5. top five favourite things not available in their canon verse.
i hate to make him like this but cigarettes firstly, for he would forever have one in his mouth if he could. secondly, netflix; the constant stream of entertainment would alleviate the boredom of ancient greece. tinder, there he could pretend to be anything he so wished to be and would not have to fight millions of men to go out on a date *cough*. cars, for as much as he doesn’t mind riding into battle, it would save his backside. and finally, pain killers, menelaus is prone to nasty headaches that may develop into migraines. poor dove.
13. show us what their last “sent” text message is from five different text convos.
brochilles ( @ofachilleus )- i am nOT at helen’s !! i am just running late [ 21 : 03 ]- order pizza or somethin idk [ 21 : 04 ]- soz man fell asleep, raincheck? [ 00 : 20 ]
😠 ( @poimxn )- hey bro! sorry for getting back so late haha ! did you call me? [ 13 : 06 ]- hey bro! look ok it WAS me who took that shirt that had your wallet in but i thought it looked better on me, plus helen is in town so :) pay ya back later?? [ 16 : 10 ]
🐐 ( @ramhvrns )- if you’re going to get a goat and you’re not planning to name it after me what is the point ??? m e n e l a u s !! [ 01 : 02 ]
baby girl 🦢❤️ [ change name ] ( @swanheir )- you’re only in town for a few days babe, i’ll cancel all my plans if you can too?- i’ve missed you x