#ofandys

[haleyxxdunphy]

[ text ] I was not lucky enough to catch her name-- we were getting along so nicely, time just flew you know? No need for violence, Haley. Is it terrible that she kinda reminded me of Beth? In like a psycho way?

[ text ] hey, why don’t you get down on one knee, and pretend she’s beth?? are you admitting that the woman you will soon marry is psycho? no problems, whatsoever, with that new found knowledge! no, i don’t have anything mean to say. no, i don’t. i’m a nice person. 

[haleyxxdunphy]

[ text ] So this highly unpleasant girl just called me poor. (And a loser. And some other words I'm probably too nice to repeat). I'm laughing, actually. People here are like crazy levels of uptight. This girl was WHACK.

[ text ] what did she look like? do you know her name? do i need to beat her up? you, poor? you work for my grandpa and gloria? how can you be poor? really? some people...

[haleyxxdunphy]

[ text ] hey, are you okay?

[ text: phil jr ] hey andy, yeah. i mean as much as i can be? i’m in this totally creepy black house?? where are you??

[haleyxxdunphy]

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[haleyxxdunphy]

[ text: mrs cronut ] 😀 😁 😜 😎 some emojis for your viewing pleasure.

[ text: phil jr ] keep your ugly emojis away from me....