"No, no, no, you're supposed to put the lights on BEFORE the ornaments!" @ jesse or puCk surprise me
he glares at her for a very long , long time ; before , leaning in , puck presses his face as close as he’ll get to the midget , making sure their eye - contacts are not breaking ,
❝ i ate the ornaments . ❞
it’s a lie , but berry got to give him credit — he said “ate” instead of “eated” . he should get like , a free cookie or a jar of it or something . vegan cookie , since berry’s into that shit . not that it tastes horrible . it’s actually — well , digest-able . and puck’s all about food that can be happily digested .
he tugs lightly on a strand of her hair , showing her that he means well , as he takes a large step back . he hates being the dude that gets all , like , into a girl’s space . he used to be that kind of dude , until he sort of made brittany cried this one time and santana fucking sucker punched him where baby puckermans were in the making ! really , that bitch makes immortan joe from mad max fury road looks like a goddamn saint .
❝ how come you’re never this excited ‘bout hanukkah , huh ? kinda breakin’ my jewish - devoted heart here , berry . wanna give it a kiss ? ❞ / @ofanimalsweaters !
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