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[ericbrandonrp]

[text] I don't suppose you'd like to come watch a terrible movie and drink some vodka?

[text] ……………[text] you had me at ‘vodka’[text] how terrible would the movie be?

[litheandalert-blog]

10 for the meme! tell me about ur kids pls

Ask thingy?

10. Pets Oh Lordy, the kidsCooper- 16 y/o screaming fat cat goes by 1 billion different names relating to being oldHumphrey- 10-ish y/o tuxedo cat who has anxiety and sneezes a lotBiggles- 10-ish y/o tuxedo cat, girl of the house, very much an assholeSimon- baby boy, like 5, incredibly long manecoon who is probably an alien

Wendel- Beagle, 3-4, cuddle bug but also screamMazy- Beagle, 1, likes nose kisses but will shove her face in your mouth for them, scream & bite

[ericbrandonrp]

If Eric committed suicide, Jess would probably go with him. She’d probably jump off the Brooklyn bridge after a few weeks of being lonely.

My muse has committed suicide. Send me your muse’s reaction.@ofbulletiisms  ||  accepting: YES

// They’re really holding each other up, aren’t they? asdfasdfasdf