#ofdvaa

[explodeyrat-blog]

"Close your eyes, I have a surprise for you." lets hope its nothing bAD

12. A condom.

He squint, then he close his eyes. There’s no way this could possibly be worse than the Bangkok incident... Something... Moist? boops his nose and he furrows his brows. “Hana-GAK” sOMETHING WAS JUST SHOVED IN HIS MOUTH??

His eyes fly open to find... The strangest thing he’s seen in his 25 years of life... Hana took the opportunity to inFLATE A CONDOM while his eyes were closed... And then shove the tip into his mouth while he was asking what the hell was going on. Yep. That’s it. This friendship is officially not over. He growls and chomps down on it, popping the poor phallic balloon with his teeth, then chases after her.

Who knew someone so GODDAMN SHORT could run so fast??

[breakiitdown-a]

ofdvaa replied to your post: “Close your eyes, I have a surprise for you.”:

i cant believe hana checks on lucios fine ass, preparing him for his dates with Good Boys

“not firm enough - do more squats.” - hana, probably. 

[beenblue-a-blog]

        '      are  you  doing  okay  ??      '    a  hand  is  placed  onto  hana's  shoulder  softly .     '     you  seem  stressed .     '     @ofdvaa​  ——    :   sc .    

[bitalive]

ofdvaa, my url, (eye emoji)

listen to me stutter as i talk about you // accepting

DIES A LITTLE INSIDE.

[apmeka-blog]

do you need some mountain spring water for that "reblogging it for the art style"

CEASE AND DESIST

[breakiitdown-a]

         “hey,  so,  uh,   what about that autograph??”  he’ll laugh,  giving her his 16-bit hero game casing for her to sign.   // ofdvaa liked your post“starter call! ”

[mcka-moved]

MAKES A LOUD, WET MEAT SLAPPING SOUND

MAKES AN EVEN LOUDER, MORE WET MEAT SLAPPING SOUND