#off my dick

[lost-taino]

Fuckers: "You should go in the streets if you wanna ride your skateboard cuz the sidewalk is for walking."

Me: "We should get a room if you wanna keep sucking my dick cuz the bedroom is for head."

[a-little-off-center]

There's always that friend you realize you want to punch in the face but the feeling comes slowly as they reveal their true self. The ones who refuse to use online banking because they are afraid of identity theft or criticize you for liking ketchup or turn the music down to talk when you tryna jam like damn get off my dick with your condiment prejudice this is a safe place

[chambraymami]

why even tell me you're attracted to me if you can't date me?

[pussypulse-blog]

when one person reblogs you that much that their blog is just a clone of yours...

[chewbaccriss-archive]

off my dick

off my dick