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(Not offensive directly but) "Hey, I'm handing out dragon plushies and a giant trophy to the biggest and shiniest king in the universe!"
“THERE’S ONLY ONE ‘BIGGEST AND SHINIEST’ KING IN THIS UNIVERSE AND THAT’S ME!!”
Sketch: *pops up on Tamatoa’s head* ((Plushies! :D ))
NICK MONROE IS GOING TO DO A STUPID STUNT WHILE YOU'RE NOT LOOKING.
find jan in a crowd
"----I LEAVE FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. NICK NO."
Haley Marshall is a horrible mother!
if you lost my muse in a crowd, what “offensive” thingcould you yell that’d be GUARANTEED to track them down?
“Indeed. Most mothers are horrible mothers. I believe it is just a fact of life.” He replied from behind the person who yelled, though he wasn’t at all sure who it was. “Especially new mothers. Just think. Something you have never done before, and no grace period to get used to all the quirks. How awful.”
“offensive” thing: "His brothers babysitter, or is is bitch. Screw it. NIKLAUS's BITCH BABYSITTER" (couldnt resist)
if you lost my muse in a crowd, what “offensive” thingcould you yell that’d be GUARANTEED to track them down?
“Is that any sort of language to use on the streets where there may be children at play?” Elijah tsked, making his way over to the voice and curling his fingers into Tyler’s collar to drag him along. “How crude of you... and yet, if we are being crude, I suppose I have to point out...” His lips twitched, looking over at the wolf boy as he dragged him. “If anyone here is a bitch,” he began, firmly enunciating the word he had just tsked at, “it would be the mutt.” ... was he being flirty? Maybe... I mean it’s hard to tell with Eliah?
“offensive” thing: MAN WITH THE CHEAP SUIT! ( I couldn't resist! )
if you lost my muse in a crowd, what “offensive” thingcould you yell that’d be GUARANTEED to track them down?
“Why is everyone yelling at me on the street about my suits today? This is awful, does a Prada suit count for nothing these days? I thought Prada was good.” He grumbled as he practically stomped over to find his brother. “You’re a menace.” He informed Niklaus, grabbing him by the arm. “Come. We’re going shopping. I’ll show you how a cheap suit looks.” ... was that supposed to be a threat?
{ offensive thing } "Ahem, ELIJAH MIKAELSON IS A NERD WHO WEARS CHEAP SUITS"
if you lost my muse in a crowd, what “offensive” thingcould you yell that’d be GUARANTEED to track them down?
Elijah is somewhat offended, but he finds her in an instant. “My suits are custom made, hundreds of thousands of dollars. I have compelled some of the greatest designers to create them for me, and my suits are worth more than most peoples lives, thank you very much.” He paused, literally bending down to grab her and toss her over his shoulder. “And I am not a nerd.”
