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My work put in a bunch of new accounting rules at once, knowing full well that some of them contradict each other and others don’t cover more than the most basic cases. So I’ve got these numbers that don’t add up and I know at least some of em must be fudged, but I don’t know which ones I’m allowed to fudge and my boss keeps dodging my questions.

I’ve never really felt the need to get checked out for neurodivergence because it’s never held me back in life. But being unable to navigate these new social rules, when everyone else seems to just roll with it, got me thinking for the first time there’s something wrong with me. Puts a new spin on autism/adhd rates rocketing up - how many of the social rules around being a kid these days are the equivalent of my fudged-up spreadsheet?

#accessibility not accommodation #office lyfe

AIs often strike the exact obtuse tone that makes me want to get into fruitless arguments with them. I’m explaining a tedious task to Copilot and it keeps telling me that this would be a great use case for AI. Just activate Copilot in your Microsoft document and tell it what you want...

YOU ARE Copilot, Copilot. I’m telling you to do it right now.!

#ai #office lyfe

The illusion of free choice

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Ticket #386625967 Type: Bug Created by: Anaqim R3 Created at: 5785:153 HCT

System(s) affected: Living Human Status: OPEN Reason: - Priority: LOW

Title: Work-related thoughts fail to suspend when switching to non-work task

Description: On 5785:151, one of my humans tried to make herself lunch while thinking about emails (using the Multitask feature). Seeing the bread loaf on the counter triggered a launch of sandwich.exe, but the work task didn’t cede any cognitive processing to the competing task. When I checked in on her, she had been looping between the counter and table muttering “sammich? sammich?” for ten minutes. I had to do a soft reset!

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Phenim R3 left a comment on 5785:153 HCT

Does this human have the ADHD trait? Also, did you try pushing it through a door to activate its Doorway Amnesia?

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Qoel R1 left a comment on 5785:159 HCT

This is a side issue to 🔗 Ticket #386610952 - Multitasking errors when feeling “stress” emotion. Wait for patch 5797.1 then re-test.

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Qoel R1 updated (2) ticket fields on 5785:159 HCT

Status: CLOSED Reason: DUPLICATE

#microfiction #office lyfe

Hey, can we touch base? Can we circle the wagons? I need to get tuned in. I need to get my arms around it. Let’s double-click on that, let’s unpack it. Let’s shed some light. Clear our plates.

Actually, why don’t we pin it. Let’s move it to the parking lot. We’ll circle back. This is a rabbit hole. I don’t want to get into the weeds.

Glad we’re aligned now. Thanks for the huddle. Go team.

#businessmen can’t not make up expressions #eye twitch #office lyfe