#office talk

[arcaneoddity]

Ooooh there is construction work going on at the office and I think I may have to commit atrocities if the noise doesn't tone tf down soon holy shit

[whoblewboobear]

They closed the office but told everyone that doesn’t have the option to work from home to use a personal day. In your first five years we only get 13 vacation days total so why THE FUCK isn’t the snow day paid?

[yubbi45]

I can understand . .

Flossing and clipping your nails at your desk

But when someone does it in a shared space it makes me want to shoot them in the face

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I work in a big corporate bank, and there's a group of 30, 40, and 50 year olds finishing up the day by seeing how many artists on the Spotify top streamed list they recognised (spoiler alert: not many) when we had this gem:

30: and then Sam Smith! I've heard of him but I couldn't name a song

40: did he not do that one..

50: he's not a him, he's a they

40: oh! Is does he not have a gender? A non-gender?

50: I dunno what it's called, but he's definitely a they

30: you can't say "he's a they" it's they're a they

50: hey, I'll get there, I'm trying

[rainywainybear]

“meeting at 2 pm.” 

it’s 3:08... 

listen i wanted to go home at 4 ??? 

[logotv]

When your hot co-worker walks into the office

[bornonthebreakofdawn]

Defending your fandom

Just a few minutes ago, my officemate and I were talking about Dreamworks Trolls. Another colleague of ours suddenly blurted out, “Trolls from that movie are ugly.”

We immediately countered, “No, they’re not!”

And then I was like, “Don’t mess with my fandom, dude…” giving him a menacing look.

I was just about to add, “At least they’re better looking than you…” but I might be starting a fight in the office XD

[wearingxspots]

Office Talk || Open

“Darling, you’re frankly quite boring,” Cruella said, looking at the person sitting across from her desk. “Get to the point.”