#office tea

[metal-beer-and-adhd]

Another story of my favourite coworker which we named Peter in another post.

So, in our department there is a cybersecurity guy, let's call him Andrew, that also works as a volunteer police officer (don't know how to explain in english how this works in france). And Peter just lifted his head above his computer motinors, looked at us and went "hey imagine if someone told us hey can my coffee be served by a cute police-woman ? and we send andrew...."

I love this guy

[metal-beer-and-adhd]

So, I work in IT, and there are like two teams in my department, the IT Support/Network team and then the Cybersecurity. One thing to know is that the cybersecurity guys are annoying as shit, they prevent us from doing our work sometimes, they also like to make our work more difficult or give us more work, they never gave a damn about how they can do theur work whilst also taking into consideration the users' imperatives, and they're also really haughty (i just discovered this word actually). Another thing to know is that in my department, everytime someone makes a mistake or doesn't lock their computer when they're not in front of it, they have to offer breakfast (we're french so, croissants it is) to the whole department. And today, one of my coworkers, let's call him Peter, spilled the TEA. And i just HAVE to gift you the tea.

So, apparently, the cybersecurity lady, let's call her Jane, so she said to two other girls that they had to bring breakfast for the whole team because they forgot to lock their computers as they were away from it during a meeting for like 30 seconds. And Peter was there, so he looked Jane dead in the eye, put on his best thinking face and said "aren't you the one that should bring breakfast right now though ?" and Jane was like what are you talking about lol, and Peter said "well you almost got your computer stolen", and then it was dead silent. Yeah girl, don't be too quick of reminding people of their mistakes when you can't even recognize you own.