#officejoke

[chenjuny-blog1]

I received a making no sense order at work today...

[ebingera]

Office Superman

[cherokeebrickandtileco-blog]

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

[cherokeebrickandtileco-blog]

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyse the situation.  If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.  If they are recounting them. Put them in auditing.  If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.  If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.  If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in operations.  If they are sleeping. Put them in security.  If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them in information technology.  If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.  If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.  If they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing.  If they are staring out of the window. Put them on strategic planning.  And then last but not least.  If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Executive Management. 

[cherokeebrickandtileco-blog]

How to look important @ work:

Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with the newspaper in their hands look like they’re heading for the bathroom. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you.

[stevenkopacz-blog]

I must be growing because this normal size orange looks tiny in my hand! #BabyCuties #OfficeJoke (Taken with instagram)