Hello 👋
it is me, the scary evil monster that lives under every child’s bed 👹
I will now begin talking in third person because it is spooky and nightmare inducing…
The monster will not hurt you, for all it wants is to dwell threateningly under your bed and occasionally haunt a nightmare or two. Feel free to resist and feel free to fear the monster. The monster likes the attention 🥴
Now… here are some possible future confusions that the monster can answer for you:
1. YES the monster is a physical monster that lives underneath your bed so be scared aaaahayagaahahahahaahah
2. YES the monster is a manifestation of your childhood fears and such.
3. YES the monster prefers normal beds over bunk beds because they are much easier to live under.
4. YES the monster will occasionally hiss or growl or start screaming nonchalantly to remind you that they exist.
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(OOC: Normal officialverse blog rules blah blah blah. But also, this blog has a high chance of becoming somewhat sexual regarding the “under the bed” aspect so let’s refrain ourselves from that please 🙏)
