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This is literally all we do. If we hear a bag of chips open we will start searching for it. Even in the bathroom I shit you all not

yeah, a few weeks ago i was in the guys bathroom and opened a tampon ad literally two different guys asked me if i had chips. it was really awkward i just say there for like two minutes until they were gone to finish opening it and do my business.

but the real question is why do guys care if there is someone with chips in the bathroom

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Take my hand. We'll set out on a never ending journey past the limits of the universe, for when I am with you I know no restrictions to what we can accomplish. Take my hand and we'll set out to a destiny all our own. Take my hand and our journey will being forever beyond this point. And when this adventure ends, there is only a new one awaiting us, and I will once again hold out my hand to you.

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If anyone ever wants to play xbox 360 my gt is Digit4l Echo

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Need a new insult?

Try: "If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich,"

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