Pat is the one teeing off, you guys.
Nolan Patrick: International Man of Mystery✨
anon, i think you’re right. at least this now seems to be the consensus among the few i’ve spoken to.
the evidence all points to nolan at the tee:
-hiding his face with both hat & sunglasses ✔️
-dressed for december in the middle of june ✔️
side note: nice of him to inadvertently solve one mystery in the process of sparking another: it seems pretty clear from the pic that he really did cut his hair and wasn’t wearing it in a ponytail at the wedding. thanks for being so cooperative, bud. 🫡
additional side note: i bet he’s got a wicked swing. gotta get those kaspick boys to deliver the real goods next time.














