somebody's got a chaaaaance!

jay * USA * 30s * actually autistic * motorsports, mental health * sebastian vettel, ted kravitz, and indycar lovebot. haphazardly shitposting about f1. ko-fi

[scottdixon]

pop!

[puckpedia]

sends an offersheet to my neighbours wife

[puckpedia]

her husband matched my offer #CELIBACY

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

do not meet up with anyone from Massachusetts in real life

they could very well be a medium regular ice coffee from dunkin donuts

[torstherapy]

[dosmiltres]

why are there like 10 more albon cats

[dosmiltres]

[scottdixon]

belgian gp weekend? no. nashville weekend? no. world cup final weekend? also no. SHE WEEKEND!!!

[dear-ao3]

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[greater-than-the-sword]

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

[pridefulsuggestion]

always go second. this way you can steal the first person’s ideas, improve them, and make them regret they didn’t watch you first.

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[taelusive555]

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[prokopetz]

The secret to always having things go according to plan is to have multiple mutually exclusive plans which between them encompass the entire space of possible outcomes. That way, no matter what happens, it will be according to a plan.

[quixoticornithologist]

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

[wizardlyghost]

[washedupkam]

[kunfyouzed]

@lecmonica tags passed peer review