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john tavares put on your big boy pants and make your move

My new automatic response to seeing the word "trade":

My Favorite Player On Every NHL Team Part 3:

So I guess this is now a thing I'm doing every offseason since the teams change so much every year. Anaheim Ducks- Kevin Bieksa Arizona Coyotes- Michael Latta Boston Bruins- Brandon Carlo Buffalo Sabres- Nate Beaulieu Calgary Flames- on the roster, Sean Monahan, but in the organization it has to be Juuso Valimaki Carolina Hurricanes- TVR but also Jeff Skinner, Hanifin, and baby Teuvo (Darling too) Chicago Blackhawks- Toews or Seabrook, but it also depends on the young guys that make the team (like Fortin and DeBrincat) Colorado Avalanche- Tyson Jost? He's cute and idolizes Toews, that's enough for me. Columbus Blue Jackets- Artemi for sure :/ (Werenski is second though...whatta boy) Dallas Stars- Definitely Ben Bishop Detroit Red Wings- Dylan Larkin (but also baby prospect Michael Rasmussen) Edmonton Oilers- Hate to be basic but probably Davo??? Idk maybe Draisaitl too Florida Panthers- Not Jagr, which is wild...maybe Ekblad LA Kings- Jonathan Quick Minnesota Wild- Zach Parise Montreal Canadiens- Andrew Shaw obviously but y'all know how much I love Pacioretty, the Gallys, and Price Nashville Predators- Josi and Subban New Jersey Devils- the super buddies, provided they make the team. If not, Taylor Hall and Henrique too kinda New York Islanders- obviously my boy Barzie...the reason I root for the isles New York Rangers- Skjei for sure Philadelphia Flyers- Definitely Stolie, even if he's in the AHL Pittsburgh Penguins- Obviously Sidney Crosby Ottawa Senators- Erik Karlsson San Jose Sharks- Martin Jones of course St. Louis Blues- *groans, crosses arms, and rolls eyes* Beau Bennett...I GUESS (I really do love him a lot but did he HAVE to sign there??? It's like he wants me to be miserable) Tampa Bay Lightning- it's gotta be my (sort of) hometown boy Tyler Johnson (I love Stamkos and Palat too) Toronto Maple Leafs- Matt Martin tbh, but I really love JVR and Connor Carrick too Vancouver Canucks- Bo Horvat??? They traded the only players I cared about years ago. Vegas Golden Knights- James Neal (he's out of the central division and on a team I can tolerate rooting for...god bless) Washington Capitals- the ghost of Michael Latta that lives on in Tom and Andre (I realize that isn't a real answer, but I don't have a better one so this is what y'all get lol) Winnipeg Jets- Marko Dano and Nikolaj Ehlers

#my favorite players #my boys #NHL #hockey #long post #offseason lb

not that i’m trying to ruin the moment but i’m trying to ruin the moment in saying that how are the leafs supposed to sign anyone else now that they’re shoving all this money directly up jt’s ass

#like #rip to the ‘three headed monster’ lmao #offseason lb #leafs hate

hey doug wilson! thanks for turning one of the most chill locker rooms in the league into a chaotic mess by getting two assholes. you’re really doing a great job pal

#get hoffman off my fucking team and it would be nice if kane left too #offseason lb