#ofmonstersgold

[lover-de-lettenhove]

ofmonstersgold replied to your post “give the horny man on main a forehead smooch "No amount of platonic...”

hed give him an actual smooch but it seems he's waiting for santa

“That was a joke, come on! Don’t be such a killjoy.” 

He really wanted that smooch.

[flaminggildedrose]

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      🌹 Sarcasm. Wonderful, just what she wanted when she was being sincere in her question. Maybe it was due to her uniform that he brushed her off in such a manner. That was a common action after all and really she couldn’t blame him. 

           “At least let me look at it. I know you Witcher’s are built of something stronger but .....” Maria reached out easily letting a healing spell slipped to her fingertips. “I would like to help.....knowing that I witness to it and did nothing will not settle well ......”

           She had taken to helping Jarlath though it was quite bold of her to just straight up to a Witcher she didn’t know but then again that’s how she met Gwyn. 🌹

[monstriiss]

drath rn dealing with all these witcher bois atm i swear

[upperaedirn]

@ofmonstersgold | continued from here

“If I truly didn’t want you to pry, I wouldn’t have brought it up in the first place.” 

She tilts her head slightly to the side, mimicking the witcher and crossing her own arms over her chest. For a while, she simply scans his features. 

“Truth is... this particular secret has become too big for me to bear alone,” she continues with a smile, weary on her lips and not quite reaching her eyes. “And I mean that literally-- it’s large. I’m not certain you’re willing to hear me out, witcher.”

[lover-de-lettenhove]

ofmonstersgold replied to your post “"Geez, and here I thought I was a sex fiend. What the hell."”

YOU are in trouble

WHAT DID I DO

[lover-de-lettenhove]

Grabs his face and gives his favorite bard a smooch

Smooches right back and with a pinch of the rear to boot.

[lover-de-lettenhove]

ofmonstersgold replied to your post

if geralt could contain him dandy wouldn’t be allowed to do anything

They bring out the best in each other. And by best I mean dumbest. From what I’ve seen, they tend to enable each other’s penchant for doing stupid shit. xD

[lover-de-lettenhove]

Only for the bard will he don the santa hat for Christmas and ask this ridiculous question as he sits in some dumb overstuffed chair, "Have you been naughty or nice this year?" Of course, it's said in his usual monotone voice.

Dandelion has never felt more blessed, and he can hardly resist the desire to perch himself prettily in Santa Geralt's lap.

"If I tell you I've been nice, will I get a present? Not that I haven't been nice, but I simply wish to see if the reward is worth more than the punishment for being naughty. I'm asking for a friend."

We all know he's been naughty.