ofsurprise SAID: CUUUUTIE
you're a cutie and i'm keeping you, because you kindly lied to the trashcan.
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ofsurprise SAID: CUUUUTIE
you're a cutie and i'm keeping you, because you kindly lied to the trashcan.
neurotiics
SAID: I’M SURE U ARE LOOKING HELLA HOT. MANY THANKS
i'm sure i don't omg. positive actually.
ofsurprise
SAID: SHUT UP I BET YOU ARE A HOTTIE AND CUTE AF K
why does everyone seem to think i'm hot? i can assure you i'm a potato thrown in a trashcan that looks like i really just rolled out of bed.
fumusinbello
SAID: U R LIFE’S MOST BEAUTIFUL TRASHCAN DAWN PLS
ah yes, finally someone who believes i'm an actual trashcan.
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Send me ♋ and I'll compare our muses.
basics:
WHO OF US IS:
Older? yours/mineTaller? yours/mineRicher? yours/mineNeater? yours/mine ( i actually don't know tbh )Nicer? yours/mineSmarter? yours/mineFunnier? yours/mine
advanced:
Who is a better friend? yours/mineWho lies the most? yours/mineWho swears the most? yours/mineWho reads more? yours/mineWho is more creative? yours/mineWho is more troubled? yours/mineWho has better morals? yours/mine
❝I let you down, didn't I?❞
random songs starter sentences || ACCEPTING
❝—Jamais, Uncle Josh. What even made you think that?❞ [ Never. ]
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send me a ‘✉’ for five times my muse didn’t text yours, and one time they did. ofsurprise
( text ; josh : unsent ) : is it wrong to say i miss beacon hills?( text ; josh : unsent ) : i'm thinking about going back━ possibly for good.( text ; josh : unsent ) : your niece keeps looking at me. should i be scared?( text ; josh : unsent ) : and your nephew just stomped on my foot. awesome.( text ; josh : unsent ) : my key broke in the doorknob. i'm locked out. my lucky day.( text ; josh : sent ) : hey, my buddy scott is coming from cali tomorrow. lunch is on me, you in?
send me a ‘✉’ for five times my muse didn’t text yours, and one time they did. ofsurprise
( text ; josh : unsent ) : i think i ate a bug. if i die, you can keep the video games. ( text ; josh : unsent ) : bug update. i'm not dead. ( text ; josh : unsent ) : i'm two and a half years older, does that mean i own you? ( text ; josh : unsent ) : how's the maya thing going? she still in love with you? ;) ( text ; josh : unsent ) : stop leaving the window open when you sleep over. there's a squirrel sitting in my living room and it's your fault. get rid of it. ( text ; josh : sent ) : if you come over and make me a sandwich, you have full control over my video games for the next three days.
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❝come out of the SHADOW, step into the LIGHT.❞
"_____ is getting married tomorrow. Tell [him/her] how you feel before it's too late."
In Love [ Starter Sentences ] ofsurprise
❝josh, just let it go already, please. lydia’s in love with someone else and i have to deal with that. besides, i already know how she feels about me. it’s been this way since we were little and nothing’s going to change that. i lost it’s over and i’m FINE.❞