#oh dear lord...

[lost-in-fandoms1999]

Oh lord have mercy, I just remembered tomorrow is April Fools...IT'S THE GODDAMN MISHAPOCALYPSE

@grellaofasgard @assbutt-still-in-hell @enby-in-fandom @miasif

[5saucefanfic]

My 13 yr old sister just told me she reads 5sos fan fiction and I'm just sitting here like ..... 🙃🙃 Please don't be mine....

[pennylanefics]

i...just had such a foul josh thought 🧍🏻‍♀️

[kdrama-leadingmen]

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[kaminooniseika]

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👎☜👍⚐👎✋☠☝ 👍⚐👎☜💧 

 reu ivjgfeuzex srtb

U̞̤̳͔̹ ̶̺̰̭͎̺͙̼ͫ̈́͗̂ͫS̸ͅ ̋̎̈́͋̓̃ͭÉ̬̳͑̈́͐̌̓͜ ̨ͩ́́Č̥̱͙̪̭͆ͯ͞ ̸̪̲͍̮ͧͅÔ҉̬̼̩ ͎̪̫̗́Ḋ̘̞̜̹̇ͥ̚ ̴̥͛E̎̆̀̀̅͊҉͚ ̞ͪ̋̉̈͗Y̒͡ ͉̞͇̮͙͖̒̃̌Oͯ̀ ͚̹͔̗ͤͪͯU̙ͨ ͕͍̥̱̼̣ͣ̎͑ͦ͒̽̌T̸̙͇̳͚͔̰̩ ̬͙̼̝̇͌͊͂Ḫ͙̪̭̖̤̔ͣ̓͛͟ ̢͓̯̦͈̑Ô͖͙̮̙̇ ͍̜̖̹̩̓U̮̫̤͖̱͒ͪͤ͌̐̆̀͝ ͉̳̮̭̘͇̾ͪ͊̾̓͆͝G̺͙͍̗ ̠̞͊̈̓̆ͭH̭̱̟͇͉̘͚̉͌ͤ̆͗̓ ̢̳͚̒Tͧ̀̾̐̓

̸̜͕̩̏ͭ̈́͐ͯI ̭̗̰̼̼̞̆T̰̰ͮ͂̓ͭ͋ͭ ̼ͬBͪ̆̓̀ ͥ͒̌ͪ͑̔̚͏̲͈̫E̤͍̿͑̓ ͍͓͈̬͎̭̆F̨̣ͮ̊͛ͯ ̞̦̫͙̪̣͊U̽ ͉͍͙͕͖ͧ̒̎̒ͮͮ̌Nͬ͆̓́̈́ ̳̼̬̩̫͙̏̇ͥͫ͐Y̖̹͚̺̆ͧ̆͆ ̨͋̓ͥ͊̈͌O̹ͬ̂͞ ͔̪̪̭͚̼ͮ̅̓̏̎́Ǔ̦̗ͫ̏͛̓͋ͯ ̯̺̪ͫ̏̿T̩͓͈̠̉ͦ ̋͡H̰̟̠͔̯̣̑ͩ̅ͨͪ ̫̰̔͆ͫ͡O̷̩̮̮̻͗ͧ̿ ̈ͫ͏͓̙̳͉̰͍Û̞͉̥̖̮̯̲ͩͣ͌ͪ̐ ̛̤͌̾ͣͦ̈́ͅG̷̹̘̻̿̽ͭ ̘͈͈̟̩̤͓̽ͮ́H̷̋̄̀́̿ ̮̽Ť͚̫͎͕̫̻ͪͬ̈́̓͊̃

[thecombatbender]

"Auction" ~OTP [Had doubts at first, but then I thought 'Fuck it', lol]

Running away was the most stupid thing Hennah had done in her entire life. She never thought of the consequences, never once thought of the fact that she has no money and no relatives in this new city whatsoever and was naive to think that ‘anywhere would be better than home’. 

Oh, how wrong she was.

After having reduced herself to the level of a low-life thief in order to survive, she had been captured, blindfolded, gagged and had to spend what felt like weeks in a small, secluded and repulsively dirty room. They had cuffed her wrists together before she was left alone and the only thing she could hear were her own thoughts, her breathing and the unmistakable sound of hungry rats.

Every once in a while they’d take her gag off and force feed her, so as the weeks went by and the heavy door opened once more, she rose her head in a manner that they would access her gag more easily, but to her surpsise, they lifted her up by her cuffs and pushed her out of the room. Her heart was hammering in against her rib cage, what in the name if agni were they planning to do with her now? As she walked, well, staggered along with her imprisoners, she started to hear voices. She didn’t want anyone to see her in this filthy stage, she couldn’t handle the embarrassment, yet the voices were getting louder and louder and she knew she’d had to face the crowd; that the crowd had to face her. 

Another heavy door opened before her and she was pushed into the noisy room and stumbled before the crowd. One of the men who guided her violently grabbed her by her hair and lifted her up, and bellowed:

“LET’S START THE BIDDING! We haven’t tried out this bitch yet, but let’s be honest--”

With one hand he ripped her top off her body,  thus exposing her chest for all to see.

“--how bad can someone with such a slutty body be, eh?” 

The room erupted with low, loud cheering and several bids were thrown. Hennah desperately wanted to cover herself up but the cuffs were cutting into her wrists and and her screams were muffled by her gag and the roars of the men before her.

“Really?! Y’all think she’s THAT cheap?! Y’all  need a better look!!”

The man dropped her and continued to rip up her clothes, eventually leaving her completely naked. He spread her legs, showing her womanhood to the crowd before her. 

Never in her life has she felt more humiliated and as the men roared out more prizes, she prayed to Agni to let this be over with soon.