#oh poor

[quichetein]

I have feels for will graham

[timidism]

Slender fingers laced together around the cuff of his hand, the other folded behind his back as Pitch cleared his throat and turned his attention toward the winter spirit, "You make me almost not want to puke." He offered the least disgusted look he could muster, holding out a small box, "It's my dick in a box," the nightmare explained simply. //And thus, you have Pitch's attempt to hit on Jack for his cruel mun's amusement -Slithers away to the fridge-//

Jack blinked a few times wearily and unsure of what in the name of snowballs just happened. "Gee... thanks?" He took the box with a wrinkled nose and pursed lips; only holding it between his forefinger and thumb. Oh. Was this the nightmare king's attempt at flirting... of some type? "I will cherish this... always." His plale eye twitched.

"I rate this a strong.... two point... seven..."

//ASDFGHJKL fucking 20 out of 10. c:

[someblokecalledrichbrook]

so my drama teacher accidentally described some words commonly found in a Johnlock fanfiction.