#oh vey

[cheryllclayton]

When your 12 year old son asks you what cunnilingus is 😳

[alwayscryingoverdannyb]

I want to get matching tattoos with my client. It will be a tattoo of a post-it note that says 'read e-mails all the way through'

[bitch-im-vermont]

I’m the only person that lives in Vermont

:(

Are you fucking serious?

aaaaaaaaa

[steelnutsack-blog]

repeat after me

anakin skywalker is nothing like kylo ren.

[child-of-azrael]

You know it’s sad when tumbler staff sets it to where it says “Says something nice”

[in-hell-with-a-dead-girl-walking]

watching dance moms bc i heard it was the last episode

i haven’t watched this show in 4-5 years

i remember why i stopped watching

[vigilantewives]

Ha Curtis’s “mask.” Cmon now. They didn’t even try and it’s still wet LMAO

[thatsnicebutimmarried]

The kittens have figured out how to open doors. I repeat. The kittens can open doors.

No one is safe.

For real.Two of them will run into a door at the same time until it pushes it open. (It’s an old house. It’s not that hard to do, but still. They can open the doors.)