Allons-y Alonso!

Megan. 34. Perpetually tired. Sometimes I yell about having ADHD or being a liberal in a red state, or fandoms. I’ve written a fuckton of fanfic and you’re probably here because of Persephone. Fandoms/ships I might be screaming about these days: Doctor Who, Arcane and Timebomb, HTTYD, BTS These days I do a lot of shitposting because adulthood is hard. Part of the Salty Fandom Grandma Wine Club

[stuckinapril]

Very true

[pmamtraveller]

Season of the Eagle by Bev Doolittle

[sleepii-robo]

roxas pfp i made for my discord :>

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[kisskisscantfallinlove]

[gryffon]

[thatsnicebutimmarried]

Reaching the other side of egg stimulation hormones and I got so irritated at my cats and my husband’s snoring this morning that I just made a $40 doordash order for beignets so that’s how I’m doing

[bunnywand-archive]

take me to Scot land 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😩 and kiss me 💋 on top of the locked nest monster 💘💕😍🦕

[balimaria]

Has anyone seen this boy. I lost him 3 years ago in The War

[pmamtraveller]

Recycled Bulls by John V. Wilhelm

[sartorialadventure]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

At the annual Houston RenFest we’d always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin to  “BEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!” 

Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fully “converted” he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit like “GlORY BE HE IS SAVED” “CHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSE”

[aierie--dragonslayer]

That’s the best crap i’ve heard in months

[headspace-hotel]

have I mentioned that i’m fucking in love with humankind

[the-crooked-library]

Back in 2015 or so, I went to a faire that was taking place near one of those “frozen in time” Victorian-era reenactment villages - the ones with bakeries, a blacksmith, farm animals and the like.

The actors from the village took great delight in showing up at the joust, dressed in 1890s clothing and declaring themselves to be time travellers “from the future, the far-off year of 1892!”

[thatsnicebutimmarried]

My egg retrieval is happening Thursday 😳

This has gone so much faster than I expected it to. Like this is only day 11 and I took the first trigger shot tonight. I’m certainly not complaining; I’m so ready to be done with the fatique and the very very weird feeling of my ovary being enlarged. And it’s only one more day of waiting since I go in first thing Thursday morning but I am soooooo bored because I can’t physically do anything. Like I’m either not allowed or I’m too tired. And my niece’s birthday party is Saturday so I will be dragging myself to that no matter what.

My husband keeps reconfirming that egg retrieval day is when he goes and gives his sample and am I sure there’s nothing else he’s supposed to do? And I keep telling him yes while they pull the eggs outta me he jerks off into a cup and then they fertilize in petri dishes. And so he also keeps getting excited and chanting “science baby SCIENCE BABY”

And then we have to wait like 2 months for the genetic testing before we can do the embryo transfer.

[milowing]

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

[freakytikigifs]

Ryan Gosling and James Ortiz as Ryland Grace and Rocky PROJECT HAIL MARY

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[depsidase]

[ohhelloholly]