#ohcapmycap

[bigwigs]

i told matt that milk is the sexiest liquid but i don't think he believed me

[faithinwonderland-blog]

oh goodness i'm so drunk i am blaming you, matty.

[yiddishfisting]

u n ur richard armitage

ehehehe

[faithinwonderland-blog]

THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO GO BACK TO SLEEP! How about 1-5, 15-45 multiples of 5, 70-80 evens?

I WAS AND THEN APPARENTLY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.1. What is the real reason you're confused right now? I'm confused because I have a crush on someone that I feel I shouldn't and it's silly and not going to go anywhere and I know it's not going to be lasting but I just want it to go away now. cause it makes me conflicted.

2. Do you ever get "good morning" texts from anyone? No! Aw. Now I sort of wish I did, though.3. If your significant other smoked pot would you care?  Yes. When I was 18 I was seeing a guy who said he'd quit but he hadn't and he'd cancel things on me last minute because he'd be stoned and couldn't drive and it really sucked so I wouldn't want that again.4. Do you find it easy to trust others? Yes and no. I hold a lot of trust in people but at the same time I worry that it'll get broken.5. What were you doing at 11PM last night? I think I was talking to Kristen and Asha and listening to music.15. Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? I think so, just depends.20. What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? Wow, those glowsticks have some staying power, maybe I should be worried. What do they put in those things anyway? I swear they used to last like, not even a day.25. In the past week, have you cried? I got teary from something I read that hit home, but not like, full-on crying.30. Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? Um. No idea. Probably not?35. How many days until your birthday? 15! (Plenty of time for anyone reading this to go out and get me a present.)40. Have you ever regretted kissing someone? Ummm. Probably. Oh. Yes. Yes I have.45. Do you believe exes can be friends? I think it really depends on the situation. In a lot of cases I'd say no, but it's not something I'd say is impossible70. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? Monogamous. Without a doubt.72. What do  you like the most about making out? Ummm. All of it? I don't know I'm missing kissing in general so much at the moment. And like, that moment of twisted, butterflies in stomach sort of thing. 74. When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? The other. I don't think I've ever been the one to initiate a first kiss with someone, though it's something a friend has made me promise her I'll do this year.76. Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? Lorena!78. Had sex with someone you didn't know their name? Nope. 80. Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? Kristen and I were actually discussing the idea the other day. I think it would be really difficult and there would be so much more to consider than in another relationship. But if they were the right person and I thought it could work, them having kids wouldn't stop me. I would just be a lot more careful. 

[iwantyourlahv]

In which Matt and Steph discuss possible collaborations

Matt: O O O O O O O O OHHH VAAA RIEEES

Steph: IIIII HAVE FIIIIIINALLY REALIZEEEEEEEEEED... THAT I CAN'T EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNN

Matt: WHAT ARE MY FEEEEEEE--EEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLSSS EEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLSSSSS

Steph: Come to meeeeee because I just can'ttttttttttt, baby let me looooooove you downnnnnnnnnn. YES I KNOW... I COULD BE WRONGGGGGG, BUT MAYBE I'M TOO ASKGJALSKGJALSKGJALSKGJLAKSGNALKSGAMSNGGGGGGGGG

Matt: GET OUT WITH YOUR F F F F F F F F FACE FACE FACE

[yiddishfisting]

@matt

THE FETTUCINI BROTHERS WERE THE BEST

[yiddishfisting]

MONKEY ISLAND

GOOD❤ male: guybrush❤ female: elaine✖ least favorite: there is no least favorite✔ who resembles me: fettucini brothers❤ most attractive: elaine mm❤ three more characters that i like: the cannibals, stan, fettucini brothers, EVERYONE

[yiddishfisting]

Cap says omh i'nt not cap Spider L says yeah you are and i'm hank or tony whoever Cap says NO Spider L says YES Cap says NO CAPS GOT SHI SHIT SHIT SHIS FUCK SHIS HIS SHIT TOGETHER FUCK Spider L says NOT ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT TIME WITH WANDA what was up with that man Cap says rough time for ccapserhs caper cappers Spider L says it's a hard life for a thug Cap says AP IS IA THUG!!!!!! Spider L says WHO Cap says acap CAP Spider L says oh of course Cap says THUGNGGG