May 6, 2015
me: i'm gonna kill you
mariah: you're only going to have one friend if you kill me
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me: i'm gonna kill you
mariah: you're only going to have one friend if you kill me
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▲ for an instagram picture from my muse about your muse
@avamarie I think he's a little upset the hickey I left him is still there and we're in public. Whoops.
☏ for one voicemail left by my muse on your muse's phone
Hello, little Puckerman. I just off of work and guess where I'm headed to? Yup, that's right. Your place. As if I go any place else now-a-days. But anyway, I'm bringing food and you're going to make me watch another one of those nerd movies. And not to offend you, 'cause you're about the cutest nerd I know. Okay, see you soon.
✉ for three texts from my muse to yours
[TEXT TO JOEL] Now I can't stop thinking about what happened afterwards. Is Peggy okay? The love of her life just died. This is horrible. Why did you make me watch this?[TEXT TO JOEL] Now you're making me become a nerd, too. First that Chang girl with my brother -- now you and me. This is ridiculous. Wildes weren't meant to be nerdy.[TEXT TO JOEL] So. What movie is next?
bring back grace 2k15
shut up
me: *judges mariah*
mariah: i can hear your judgement
me: yeah that's because i'm literally judging you outloud
ur old, happy birthday
I'm not old pls
But thank you~~
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DRAFTED TEXT MESSAGES [5]
Whenever you're at work, I'm always afraid that you're not going to come home. I'm afraid that you'll realize that I'm not worth it like you thought I was.
Sometimes I think that maybe I should just leave you.
Did you know that I want to marry you?
I can't stand when we fight. It upsets me more than you know.
I'm so in love with you, River.
TEXT MESSAGE → RIVER PASKELL
Want me to pick up some pizza on the way home?
Yeah I been watching all that stuff. The diem stuff got me sad
Diem/ct gave me feels especially when ct was like, since 2006, right?
Also I couldn't give less of a shit about the are you the one people like who even are you
me and ohmaliahale skyping is just us usually jamming real hard to big sean tbh