#ohmum

[justhereforfandom]

One night away with Mum #britishvinecomedy #BritishVinersGroup #BritishGirl #britishmom #ohmum #somanysuitcases #onenight #apocalypsepacking

[justhereforfandom]

Buxton Fringe Festival... #ohmum

[absolute-apples]

‘ What’s a Mettaton ‘

My mum just asked me what a Mettaton is and i can’t StoP LAUGHiNG OMG

[ughhironic-blog]

I just asked my mum if she knew what “shipping” was and her reply was “excuse me? of course i know what shipping is i worked in a post office.”

[overdosedioverdose]

...

Il volume della musica è sempre troppo basso.

[bring-me-the-blackparade]

Mum: You need to eat more healthily if you want lovely skin for the summer.. * goes out and buys me 3 packs of biscuits * * buys me chocolate * * buys me crisps * * ew fruit * * wonders why I'm so unhealthy * * wut *

[obliteratedhype]

Dad: Do you know some people say we hiccup because we used to be fish?

Me: Yeah we evolved from fish-like things what

Dad: Wah my hair stand

Mum: That's because you had scales

Me: ???????

[tits-and-tiaras]

so today I told my mum that I hate people and then she said that the right guy will stand in front of my door at some point. so she pretty much said I'll have to marry the postman - I've never looked at him like that