#ohnofigaro

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I was drunk a few years ago and I accidentally shut my finger in a taxi door. So instead of going to hospital, I went to bed. In the morning, my finger hurt still, don't decided to crack it into place and it kinda fixed it! It still hurts sometimes.

When I was in Amsterdam I was super drunk (and if I’m being honest, a little high) (and if I’m being really honest, a lot high) and I ended up taking a 10-20 minute cab ride on my own that cost me over $60. Also, I dropped my phone getting out of the cab. Also, I had no cash on me but luckily he had one of those things on his phone that let me pay him via card.

Tell me a story and I’ll tell you a story! Story trade!

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ohnofigaro replied to your post “There’s no better feeling than getting an A on a paper you were sure...”

Congratulations!

Thanks! 

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What is your drink of choice? What is your jam to dance to? Do you have any tattoos?

1) my drink of choice is anything with vodka. I love vodka haha. Wait, is this drink of choice in general? I just assumed alcohol. Well, my non-alcoholic drink of choice is a chai tea latte

2) I love really pop-y dance songs to dance to (which is totally not what I listen to when I’m not drunk and in the “I want to dance” mood btw)

3) I don’t, but I want to get one of a sunflower on my hip area! :D

ask me questions!

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ohnofigaro replied to your post:Do you like camping?

I think you might mean a caravan?

I don’t know?? Honestly English is confusing!!

[likeaustralianotcrosby]

Part time TV addict, part time super hero.

OH SHIT my secret identity has been revealed!

What vibe do I give off (based on my blog)?

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Alcoholic drink of choice? Do you have any pets?

my alcoholic drink of choice. Hmmm…if I’m out, that would probably something with sangria or possibly a rum and coke or vodka and sprite or possibly a screwdriveri? 

If I’m at home, however, whatever’s on hand honestly (which is usually vodka and whatever I have in the house). 

I have an adorable puppy named Yeppie!!

She’s the cutest.

I love her so much. 

questions? you should ask them!

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Can you back flip?

YES

(but for truths, no, not at all. I can’t even, like, look behind me without getting confused and a little dizzy)

you (in the general, plural sense) should ask me some questions!

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Drunk Sydney's answers were pretty amazing.

hahaha drunk Sydney thanks you.

Sober Sydney spent most of today cursing drunk Sydney for doing that “I might as well just finish the bottle” thing last night (which, by the way, is a mistake 100% of the time)