#ohnooniichan

[kiirei]

@oh-no-oniichan CONT;

[ And it backfired. All the girl wanted to see was one of his adorable and childish pouts she so loved, not being flirted back! Karina puffed her now red cheeks as she was preparing to swallow another delicious piece of that cake. ]

“ ... You are an idiot, Osomatsu. ” 

[kiirei]

@oh-no-oniichan CONT.

[ ‘ It’s because he is a NEET who hasn’t the slightest intention to move out and find a proper job, like a responsible person. ’ As soon as he posed the question, Karina could hear her father’s words echo in her head. But she couldn’t report them to her date: that would be extremely rude of her! And it’d ruin the lovely mood. She took his hand in hers, reducing the distance between the two of them and, only after that, the girl turned her face to meet Osomatsu’s eyes. A nervous laugh escaped her lips, worried he’d catch her lying. ]

“ A lady? I wouldn’t call myself one, no. But, in regards of my dad, I wouldn’t think too much about it! He is simply--- worried! About me. My last relationship ended three years ago and I suffered a lot... He probably just doesn’t want to see me like that again. ”

[thatyowaiboy-blog]

(*looks at the oso & toshi thread*

yyyyep, just... two guys bein’ dudes.......)

[kiirei]

@oh-no-oniichan CONT.

“ Okay! See you in a bit. ” [ Only when he hung up the realization struck her. ]

“ ... ” [ Oh God. He was seriously coming. In thirty minutes!! Karina had still to light up all the small, red candles she bought, put on some music to create the perfect mood and, most importantly, she had to think about a proper way to greet her boyfriend: after all, once he’d seen her wearing basically only a robe, a simple ‘hello’ followed by an hand wave wouldn’t have worked.  When she ended to set up her bedroom, the girl glanced at the clock: she could sigh in relief for she still had some time left before Osomatsu’s arrival. The idea she picked from the ones she elaborated while reorganizing the place seemed the easiest to perform. In fact, as soon as he’d have opened the door and stepped in, she’d be waiting on him, lying on her bed. What could have gone wrong? It’s not like she was going to chicken out today as well... wasn’t she? ] 

[kiirei]

“You want me to come over? I was hoping you’d ask, since it’s Valentine’s day and all...” (oh-no-oniichan - ring ring! It’s yer terrible and sweet bf)

❤@oh-no-oniichan​.

“ Y-Yeah! Well, uhm, exactly because it’s Valentine’s Day, I… prepared something for you. ” 

[ That line was supposed to be smooth but, of course, anxiety took over and made her stammer. Karina phoned him once she was certain that all her family members would have been out for the whole day, so the two of them would be… well, alone. It’s been a while since they started dating and nothing “important” happened and the girl truly wished to change that. Small scented candles were bought to decorate her room and, under the velvet robe, she wore a new piece of lingerie her step mother went all the way to the mall to buy as soon as she heard her idea. It also had been a while since Karina had an intimate moment like this with her significant other, and was terribly afraid to ruin everything as she previously did with her ex. Not to mention that Osomatsu had never seen her naked before— Oh God. She was starting to regret this already. ]

[kiirei]

❤ ¿ and eventually ♡ for Oso, and ✿👏 for JC, and of course, ✎!

Mun2Mun | accepting.❤ — I ship our muses romantically.♡ — I ship our muses sexually. ( eventually…………… you gotta be patient with my poor skills tho lmao )¿ — I ship our muses as ‘That One Couple Who Makes No Sense But Are So Cute Together?’

ooc. they are such a good, healthy duo im love them. funnily enough, back in the day, oso\kari was my first pairing with her ever! and i am super attached to it. even tho they had a rocky start, i don’t completely think they ‘make no sense’: i mean, yes! when you put them one close to the other you can be a bit ???? but osomatsu’s “bad” influence plays a really important role in karina’s life since it eventually will help her to speak up and tell her father to heck off once for all. and while it seems they don’t have much in common, they both love their family so much! and i bet they like to share funny stories about their relatives.

✿ — I ship our muses as good friends.👏 — I ship our muses in a platonic relationship.✎ — I love the way you write your muse(s).

GOD I COULD BABBLE FOR HOURS ABOUT KARI AND JC NO JOKE. they are justperfect!? they are. a bit like in osomatsu’s case, i think they balance each other!! while jc has the power to make kari relax and loosen up, kari can put a brake on jc’s impulsive actions and avoid a disaster. despite the mutual envy, they would do everything to each other because they care a lot. they are willing to put their pettiness aside bc they cherish their friendships so much………. honestly? goals.

[kaerumatsu]

"Hey. Hey hey hey hey hey. Fap-- Choromatsu. C'n you, you. You get the tab. Fffor these drinks. I miiiiiiiight have forgot my wallet. Pleeeeeease?" (oh-no-oniichan)

@oh-no-oniichan.

[ Thank God that bastard of his brother didn’t finish to call him by the nickname he loathed so, otherwise Osomatsu may or may not have gotten a kick on his knees. And of course, as to be expected, here there was an excuse in order to have him pay again for the two of them. But you know what? Choromatsu had enough.Emotionless and without saying a word, the Neet did take out from his Nyaa-chan themed wallet a sum of yen... that would suffice for a person only. Then, he stood up and, with now a proud smirk on his face, waved goodbye. ]

“ Have fun washing the dishes, Osomatsu-nii san. ”