*grabs a hold of the console as the TARDIS shakes* A high court ball?! That would be amazing! But my, my, Doctor, just what do you get up to to make these monarchs hate you so? I might have to keep an eye on you! Haha!
Ha! *stumbles slightly and grabs hold of a railing* I can't help that I have a natural charm that monarchs feel drawn to. It's their fault for feeling so spurned when I can't return the advances!
Or when their wives and mistresses like me more! Haha!
*The TARDIS comes to a stop* Now then. Would you like to try on some dresses? There should be a room of Victorian dresses somewhere around here...












