How To Get Males 101
Needed: Flowers(Red); Chocolates; And willing friend dressed as 'The Conductor'
First you need to knock on the participating males door, flowers and chocolate in hand. Your friend should hide in the bushes or out of sight for later. Ask if you can come in, smiles sell it. Once you get through the arch way push him over, and draw a circle around him with the chocolates (they should be partially melted from the Hell fire). You might think you need to draw a five-pointed star, but no. Instead draw the face of Thomas the Tank Engine Chant the words "2 to 4 to 6 to 8" over and over. Now you'll need your friend. Get them to scream at the top of their lungs "ALL ABOARD". Hopefully now you can summon Stan and tell him he is hot and go on dates and stuff.
Works 100% of the time. Trust me, I'm a single doctor.
