hello ! would you do payjay x reader head cannons? im sorry im not well
paper & oj headcanons.
poly!payjay x reader, romantic
authors note:
im an absolute sucker for poly relationships so thank you, kisses u on the head also this has been sitting in my drafts for like 8 months
- ohhh man, you are lowkey the peacemaker in this relationship.
- not in the way that these two are at each others throats, but moreso they’re at their own throats.
- you’re constantly dragging OJ away from his work, arguing against him staying up for 72 hours.
- he’s delirious at this point, you just have to force him to lay down for a second and then he’ll be out like a light.
- when OJ gets too caught up in his work and starts neglecting himself, he’ll often neglect you and Paper too, unknowingly.
- while this does affect you, it gets Paper significantly MORE upset.
- you learn to juggle between comforting one partner, and staging an intervention for the other workaholic.
- while Paper definitely isn’t helpless, he thrives off of the attention and support of others – especially with having to deal with any repercussions from his alter, ‘Evil Paper’ (why is that his official name thats so stupid LOL).
- speaking of his alter, whether you find yourself romancing ONLY paper, or both of them, evil paper will often make teasing jabs at you, mostly at paper’s expense.
- you’re snuggling on the couch with paper, when evil paper fronts for whatever reason (i know he only tends to switch when paper gets threatened/hurt or idiotic island is mentioned but… just go with it..) and he shuffles back from you slightly, “are you seriously cuddling up to each other like some high school sweethearts? you’re gonna make me PUKE!” but doesn’t make any further movements to leave from your embrace (he thinks you’re surprisingly warm and comfortable…)
- when paper fronts again, the first time it happens he’d be so upset that you might be angry at him for whatever evil paper said/did to you.
- acknowledge it, but just brush it off and continue whatever you were doing and paper will calm down :))
- one of his favourite things about you is that you don’t see him AS evil paper, and that you don’t argue with him when he’s fronting :p
- if you aren’t getting paper or OJ to relax, then you’re trying your best to help them around the hotel.
- OJ doesn’t like to seem controlling, but he’s a natural leader, so he’ll put you straight to work if you tell him that your eager to help.
- if he pushes you around TOO much though, as he can get stuck in his own head easily, just give it to him straight. he’ll definitely feel guilty that he wasn’t treating one of his partners as well as he should be, and will IMMEDIATELY pull back on the workload he’s been giving you.
- both paper and OJ would thrive in a relationship with someone who isn’t afraid to tell them or another person to step down.
- especially times that paper is struggling to get someone to listen to him. you don’t need to baby him about it, but raising your voice at someone else to be like, “HEY, listen to paper. he’s right >:(“
- moving on to more personal time between you three… hehe
- depending how long you’ve been together, you may share a room with them and sleep in the same bed; otherwise, sleepovers are pretty frequent between you!
- i like to think that paper is a big cuddlebug – he feels a sense of comfort being able to know that those he loves are right by him.
- OJ totally snores. not annoyingly loudly though, more like turns-into-white-noise snores than a horrifying dad snore.
- OJ will have, like, an arm lazily thrown over you, and maybe a leg, if he’s feeling extra cozy.
- they would both be pretty still-sleepers, you usually wake up in the same positions you fell asleep in.
- between the two of them, they’re both pretty early risers. OJ is an early-bedtime and early-morning kind of guy; crashes at 8pm, wakes up at 6am.
- paper doesn’t sleep all day by any means, but he’ll stay in bed until AT LEAST 8am if he can.
- if you want a movie night with them, be prepared to have OJ drooling on your shoulder before you’ve even reached halfway through the first film.
- paper is better at staying up though, and you’ll usually be in between them so you and paper can talk without waking OJ up by being too loud if he was in between you.
- they would both be the types to get really into a discussion about the plot and ending of a movie after watching it, but paper tends to get a bit more heated about it.
- popcorn has been accidentally thrown across the room one too many times…
- between the both of them, you’d live a very busy life, but you each pamper each other as much as you can knowing how much effort you put into things <3