Soledad and the alien
//BLESS YOU I WAS WAITING FOR A CRACK AT ALIENxSOLEDAD
who cooks normally?: Soledad but she won't really cook for alien just eat her food while staring disdainfully at Alien. She'll throw a bowl or something at him if he comes close
how often do they fight?: All the time. She'll be screeching at him all the time for anything
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Soledad normally makes a run for it until the spaceship abducts her again
nicknames for each other?: (insert various bad words in Spanish here) does Alien talk? Maybe something cheesy like my love.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Alien will try to pay in those crystals while Soledad is trying to climb out the restroom's window.
who steals the covers at night?: Soledad wraps herself like a burrito with the sheets so she can't feel Alien beside her
what would they get each other for gifts?: Alien's gifts are alien babies. Soledad only gives him the middle finger
who remembers things?: Alien. Alien knows. Alien is all. Soledad doesn't WANT to remember
who cusses more?: Sole-fucking-dad
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Soledad would take the opportunity to run. Alien would probably use his new fangled Alien technology to heal her
who kissed who first?: Alien
who made the first move?: Alien
who started the relationship?: Alien