i have learned far too much about bean dad tonight so: "bean dad" refers to the can of beans he wouldn't teach his daughter how to open (instead verbally berating her for hours). also, not mentioned in that post: ken jennings (jeopardy guy) is defending bean dad against the "accusations" of antisemitism by... being antisemitic
what the fuck. what the fuck. also disgusting and anyway why is ken jennings even involved??? yknow. don’t need to answer that actually









