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[allthesepurplelights]

[ophiuca]

In which we portray tumblr in the best way possible. SHOUTING

Irony: ]JANEJAKE CONFIRMED FOR MAKING LITTLE JOHN AND JADE BABIES[

Irony: ]SUCK IT DIRKJAKES[

Aza: TW: JANEJAKE

Celly: I THOUGHT YOU CALLED ME A DICKBAG

Irony: ]I CALLED YOU NO SUCH THING[

Aza: TW: DICKBAGS

Celly: COCKS

Aza: I AM TRIGGERED BY COCKS

Aza: TAG YOUR SHIT

Irony: ]IF I SHOW YOU MY COCK[

Aza: CHECK YOUR DICK PRIVILEDGE

Aza: TW: DICKS

Irony: ]WILL YOU BE TRIGGERED HAPPILY?[

Aza: DICKS ARE TRAUMATIZING

Aza: CREYS

Celly: YOU JUST ACTIVATED

Celly: MY TRAP CARD

Irony: ]BUT MY DICK IS BUTIEFUL[

Aza: TW: TRAP CARDS

Celly: DICKS?

Irony: ]I DONT KNOW WHAT TW MEANS[

Celly: I DON'T EITHE

Aza: TRIGGER WARNING

Irony: ]OH[

Celly: I STILL DON'T GET IT

Irony: ]IF WE TRIGGER HER[

Irony: ]SHE WILL EXPLOSDE[

Irony: ]AND THAT SOUNDED VERY SIEXULAL[

Aza: TW: EXPLOSIONS

Aza: SOME PEOPLE GET VERY TRAUMATIZED BY THE MENTION OF EXPLOSIONS OMG! MAYBE THEIR DAD WAS AN EXPLOSION AND HE BEAT THEM EVERY NIGHT! TAG UR SHIT OMGOMGOMGOMG

Celly: WINCEST?

Aza: TW: INCEST

Celly: I CAME

Irony: ]OMG SOEM PEOPLE ARE TRAMUATIZED BY TRAUMA! WHAT IF THEIR DAD WAS THRAUMAFUL AND BEATH THEM TRAUMATICALLY EVERYDINIGHT?[

Aza: OMG SUM PPL JUST WANT TO FEEL THEIR BROS DICK IN THEIR BUM AND MENTIONING INCEST CAN TRIGGER THEIR BONERS TAG UR SHIT CELLY

Me: ≈ Help I've fallen and I can't get up

Celly: NON-CAPS USER

Celly: GTFO

Irony: ]OMG SOME PEOPLE ARE TRAUMTICZED BY FAKKING[

Aza: TW: NO CAPS

Irony: ]WHAT IF THEY FEEL AND GCANT GET UP AFTER?[

Irony: ]TAG YUR SHIT[

Me: ≈ >GCANT

Me: ≈ SPELL IT RIGHT DICKBOX

Me: ≈ TW: BAD SPELLING

Celly: GCAT

Me: ≈ NO U

Aza: WHAT PPL GET TRIGGERED WHEN U BLINDLY ACCUSE THEM SHAKO

Aza: TW: ACCUSATIONS

Me: ≈ TE: TRIGGER WARNINGS

Me: ≈ TAG UR SHIT AZA

Irony: ]OMG SOME PPEALPLES CAN GET TRIGGERED BY TRIGGERING[

Me: ≈ SPELL THINGS RIGHT IM CREY

Aza: U DONT HAVE TO TAG TRIGGER WARNINGS CUZ WED BE HERE ALL NIGHT TAGGING THE TRIGGER WARNINGS WITH TRIGGER WARNINGS AND THEN TAGGING THE TRIGGER WARNING TRIGGER WARNINGS WITH TRIGGER WARNINGS

Me: ≈ YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE

Irony: ]OMG SOME PEOPLESA CAN BEGET TRYINGERING BY READING TEHRI MINDS[

Aza: NOOOO

Me: ≈ NO DAS ABLEIST

Aza: SOME PEOPLE ARE TRIGGERED BY LIKING THINGS

Aza: TW: ENJOYMENT

Me: ≈ TW: CAPS LOCKS

Aza: YOURE BEING ABLEIST TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEIR CAPS LOCK KEYS STUCK!

Aza: TW: ABLEISM

Celly: TRIGGER WARNING TRIGGER WARNING TRIGGER WARNING TRIGGER WARNING TRIGGER WARNING? TAG YOUR SHIT?

Me: ≈ THATS OFFENSIV I NOW SOME1 WHO KANT USE CAPS LOCK OR A KEYBORED BECAUSE HE HAS NO ARM

Aza: SOME PPL DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT TO TAG TRIGGER WARNINGS WITH TRIGGER WARNINGS LIEK OMG

Aza: CHECK UR PRIVILEDGE CELLY

Aza: TW: TIME

Irony ceased responding to memo.

Me: ≈ OMG IRONY THATS ABLEIST WHAT IF PEOPLE CANT LEAVE THE MEMON TAG UR SIHT

Celly: SIHT DOWN, SHAKO, YOUR OPINION IS IRRELEPHANT

Aza: TW: ELEPHANTS

Me: ≈ TW: LACK OF FISH

Celly: SUFFICIENT FISH

Me: ≈ LIAR

Celly: THE JURY WILL OBSERVE, THAT THE PROSECUTION HAS BROUGHT ENOUGH FISH

Celly: THE PROSECUTION RESTS

Me: ≈ NO THERE ARE NO FISH

Me: ≈ ALSO TW: COURTS

Me: ≈ TW: SLEEPING

Celly: THE JUDGE HEARS YOUR PITIFUL ATTEMPT AT AN OBJECTION, AND DOES NOT ALLOW IT

Me: ≈ SNEAKY CANT SLEEP AND UR SAYIN SIHT LIKE THAT

Me: ≈ GOD

Celly: THE FISH, HE STATES, IS TOTALLY LIFE SUPPORTING

Me: ≈ YOU NEED TO EAT A BOX OF DIXKS

Celly: COMPLETELY UNDEBATABLE

Aza: TW: DICK EATING

Celly: HOLD YOUR TITS, I STILL HAVEN'T TAKEN YOU OUT TO DINNER YET!

Aza: TW: TIT HOLDING

Aza: TW: RAMPANT SEXISM

Me: ≈ I IDENTIFY AS FEMALE

Celly: PUT YOUR TIT-HOLDERS IN FINE HANDWARMERS, WOMAN, NOT UNTIL WE GET IN THE MOOD

Me: ≈ STOP MISGENDERING ME CIS SCUM

Celly: I SHALL PUT ON THE JAZZ, YOU SHALL TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS

Me: ≈ TW: PANTS

Celly: I SHALL PUT IN THE JIZZ, YOU SHALL TAKE OFF YOUR DIGNITY

Me: ≈ TW: CUM

Celly: IN THE CASE THAT DOESN'T WORK, I'LL GO HOME AND MASTURBATE, FINE BY ME

Me: ≈ PEOPLE DROWN YOU ABELIST PROCK

Celly: GO DROWN IN A SHOWER

Me: ≈ OMG CHECK UR PROVJIGE SOME PEOPLE NEED ELEPHANTS TO SHOWE

Celly: SUFFICENT FISH

Me: ≈ TW: NONSENTS

Aza: TW: MISSPELLED TRIGGER WARNINGS

Me: ≈ TW: CORRECT SPELLING

Me: ≈ CHECK UR PRIVIELGITE

Aza: WOW RUDE

Celly: BACKWARDS SPELLED ARE THAT SENTENCES TW:

Me: ≈ WOW HOW RUDE CANU BE

Celly: HOW HIGH DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO BE RUDE LIKE THAT?

Aza: TW: RUDENESS

Me: ≈ WOW TW DRUGS

Aza: LIKE OMG

Aza: I AM HAVING TRAUMATIC FLASHBACKS TO THAT TIME SOMEONE WAS RUDE TO ME

Aza: YOU ARE TRIGGERING ME WITH YOUR RUDENESS

Aza: TW: ANTI-DRUG ATTITUDE

Me: ≈ TW: FLASHBACKS

CURRENT slothfulTyrant [CST] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

Irony: ]IM OFFENDED BY BY YOUR TRAUMA[

Me: ≈ TW: BOOBS

Aza: YOU WANTING TO PUT TRIGGER WARNINGS ON DRUGS TRIGGERS ME BECAUSE I AM DRUGS

Me: ≈ I THOUGHT YOU WERE BOOBS

Irony: ]TW: BEING TRIGGERED BY BOOBS[

Me: ≈ OMG I WAS ALMOST KILLED BY BOOBS

Aza: TW: INTERRUPTIONS

Irony: ]TW: NOT CARING HOW LONG MY DICK IS[

Irony: ]OMG[

Irony: ]I HAVE A REALLY LONG DICK AND I AM TRAUMATIZED WHEN IT ISNT CARED ABOUT HOW LONG IT IS[

Me: ≈ WOW RUDE SOME PEOPLE DON'T HAVE DICKS

Celly: MY DICK IS A MUSHROOM

Aza: TW: PENIS DELUSIONS

Irony: ]T:W NOT HAVE A ADICK[

Me: ≈ IM A GIRL AND I HAVE A DICK GEEZ SEXIST WHOOORE

Me: ≈ TW: SECST

Irony: ]CAN I SEX YOU THINE?[

Celly: LITERALLY LOL'ING AT THAT

Aza: OMG TAG UR SHIT SHAKO

Me: ≈ TW: LAUGHIUNG

Aza: IM A GIRL AND I DONT HAVE A DICK AND IM OFFENDED BY U HAVING A DICK

Me: ≈ :O

Me: ≈ I

Me: ≈ TW: EMOTICONS

Irony: ]WELL I AM A GIRL WAIT NO AM A BOY AND I HAVE A DICK AND YOU NOT HAVING A DICK MAKES ME HORNY[

Me: ≈ IM OFFENDED AT U NOT HABING A DICK

Me: ≈ TW: HORNS

Aza: >HORN

Aza: >A HORN IS LIKE A TRUMPET

Aza: >TRUMPETS

Aza: HOENN CONFIRMED

Aza: TW: HOENN

Celly: JIZZ EVERYWHERE

Me: ≈ TW: POKEMANS ARRENT FOR GIRLS

Aza: TW: BOY MAYONAIISE

Aza: TW: INABILITY TO SPELL

Me: ≈ YOU GUYS ARE ALL JERKS SNEAKY CANT TALK AND YOUR MOUTHSHITTING ALL THi S NONSAUCE

Aza: MY POKEMON CAN BEAT UR POKEMON

Aza: TW: ABUSE

Aza: TW: POO

Me: ≈ MY POKEMON ARE BETTER CAUSE MY DRAGON HAS MORE HEADS

Aza: MY DRAGONS HAVE FOUR HEADS COMBINED

Aza: I WIN

Aza: TW: HEADS

Irony: ]TW: OT GIVING ME HEAD[

Irony: ]WHAT[

Me: ≈ TW: FELLATIO

Irony: ]DID I JUST SAY THAT[

Aza: TW: OFFENSIVE TRIGGER WARNINGS

Irony: ]I THINK I MIGHT HAVE GONNE TO FAR[

Me: ≈ TW: AMNESIA

Aza: AMNESIA IS MY FAVORITE POKEMANS

Aza: TW: GURL GAMERS

Me: ≈ THATS ABELIST EVEYTONE CAN GAME

Me: ≈ EVEN HOARSTED

Aza: NO GIRLS ALLOWED

Aza: ONLY PENISES CAN PLAY VIDYA

Aza: HOW ARE U SUPPOSED TO PLAY IF YOU DON'T SLAP YOUR DICK ON THE CONTROLLER LIKE OMG?

Irony: ]LIKE AM I RIGHT?[

Celly: BY SHOVING THE ANALOG STICK UP YOUR VAYJAY?

Irony: ]IF I DONDT HAVE A PENIS[

Irony: ]HOW WILL I PLAY STUFF[

Celly: ALIENS

Me: ≈ TW: XENOMPORHSA

Aza: U CANT PLAY WITH UR HOOHAA

Aza: ITS NOT ALLOWED

Aza: ITS JUST FOR FUN AND PENUSES

Aza: NOT GAMING

Aza: TW: PENUS

Irony: ]TW: NOT INTRODUCING UOUR HOOHAA TO MY WEEWEE[

Me: ≈ TW: SAWKS

Celly: PENII

Celly: DAT BAD CRIME, AZA, YOU MUST MAKE IT SO

Aza: CHECK UR DICK PRIVILEDGE MY HOOHAA DOESN'T WANT TO MEET UR WEEWEE

Celly: LEAVING IRONY ALL TRIGGER WARNING AND HIS DICK FEATHERS RUSTLED

Aza: TW: SEXISTS

Aza: TW: DICK FEATHERS

Irony: ]TW: RUSTING MY CJIMMIES[

Me: ≈ OMG I ONCE BIRD HOW DDARE YOU

Irony: ]I SERIOUSLY HOW YOU GUYS DONT DO THAT[

Me: ≈ UR POROBABABBLY SATANNN

Aza: TW: SATIN

Me: ≈ TW: COTTN

Aza: TW: FABRICS

Irony: ]TW: ROUGE ANLES OF SATIN[

Me: ≈ TW: POlyesty

Aza: LIKE OMG SOME PEOPLE ARE ELLERGIC TO FARICS TAG UR FABRIC PRIVILEDGE

Me: ≈ U PIG I ONCE DIED OF MAKEUP

Celly: BULLSQUID, I AIN'T NO COTTON-FEARING JOHNNY

Me: ≈ TW: DIEOMG

Me: ≈ TW: SQUID

Irony: ]HERE LOOKAT AMY BEAUTHFUL ART[

Me: ≈ Annnnd... SCENE

Aza: good work, guys

Irony: ]we went the distance[

Me: ≈ we have succesfully portrayed tumblr

Celly: I think it was well, energy really flowed