#okay man

[kaftofi]

be careful what you wish for

[purgatoriiez]

Wow, something that isn’t Pizzaburger. Must be a weird day

[sticcmann]

Flug design

[mspa-archive]

Official body pillows sold by WeLoveFine.

[coughdropsandsoftspots]

“he’s been my daddy for years and now I have to share him”

[thelostmoongazer]

Someone's starting rumors about you!

Oh wonderful day! I'm so happy that we don't have anything more important to talk about!

[deoxysacid]

>try to download tomodachi life

>why is it taking so long? its not that big of a game

>go to sleep

>wake up

>i downloaded 1.2 terabytes of the entire nintendo 3ds library

[saaltskies]

corbeau is so funny he’s just a loan shark who forces people to do charity work there are better ways to do that my guy

also bro say stuff normally he’ll tell me to “take care of” some “unwanted intruders” and i’ll go and it’s just helping someone get some gengar out of an old building he just bought so he can use it safely

when the dialogue options were "you are nicer than you act" and "you're a good person" I AM NOT CALLING YOU A GOOD PERSON so i picked the nicer than acts one because yeah and he's like heh no im not nice I SAID NICER you're so annoying

he keeps telling me vague things about his childhood and being like heh my scolipede is pretty strong right and visiting me on the job frequently first why are you trusting me with this information second why do you want my approval and third you're checking in with me so often i think you just want to hang out with me because i'm just so cool and awesome then he compliments me and invites me to his office okay man just say you wanna be my friend and then he fires me for being nice and helping people

he really is strong though i'm used to carrying the team when fighting alongside others but he did just as well as me if not better and on one hand it's so refreshing but on the other i'm mad about it

his beef with jacinthe is hilarious i think he went to her party just to beat her in the tournament and he started rooting for me so hard when i was about to fight her because she ticks him off so much i love it

and he did special training to beat up me specifically after i kicked his butt i'm so flattered

okay but meeting him was nuts i'm just minding my own business and find out my bestie took out a loan that got way out of hand and now they're after us and they know our names numbers and address and demanding we come meet them and we can't get a hold of taunie. what is happening. in my pokemon game? hello??

he also makes a great ladder

his interactions with team mz are so funny too. they're freaking out so much over this and how they’re going to be forced to do unpaid labor for who knows how long and he just has me clean the city a bit, get some rich people who are annoying some kids to go away, and help stop a protest from getting violent and they're like wait what this is just community service and right as they start thinking they'll get off our backs a bit because i just beat their leader he just WALKS IN AND BOOKS A ROOM?? and as he enters the elevator he says “it's time for me to retire” just say you're going to bed like a normal person also get out of here man you're scaring the besties and in the morning he gives taunie a tip big enough to pay off what she owes and leaves and lida's like “WHY ARE THE RUST SYNDICATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS?!”

his building and office are so fun too they went all out with the intimidating presentation and i thought there is no way they're actually that scary and we got whatever this is

and he's a short king

and most importantly

WHY DOES HE THROW LIKE THAT