May 19, 2013
'Why would I want to be a porn star", IVE NEVER BEEN MORE BAFFLED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE HOW CAN YOU NOT??
JEEZ, yer more brainless than freakin’ WRECK-IT a’ all people. Why in the name a’ score-slippin’ Pong would I want’ta sleep ‘round with a bunch’a sloppy seconds?! ‘Mean, sure, heh, gettin’ a’ couple ‘rounds with a totally smokin’ babes s’nice an’ all~—…. but I ain’t like, LEARNIN’ GAME EASY OVER HERE!! I’ve got STANDARDS, GEEZ. Whadd’a I friggin’ look like, that salmon-suckin’, ‘sassy’ disgrace ta’my righteous name or somethin’?!