#old white guy

[blam-in-the-blame]

I am mystified about it why Jack Abbot is getting so much love here on tumblr. He’s only been in a few episodes and is pretty unmemorable to me? What am I missing?

[3rdshiftchaos]

It's a Small World

A favorite customer comes in last night and he starts talking about his job. He keeps mentioning his buddy Kenny. Over and over nothing but stories about Kenny.

I Look at him and ask, "Kenny J, about 6' 5, 400 pounds, burly beard, walks around like he owns the city?"

Customer says, "Yeah!!! How do you know Kenny?"

I reply, "This is San Antonio, there are only 12 old, fat, tall white guys in the whole city, we formed a gang."

Customer walks away shaking his head.

[grass-bubbles-blog]

My dad: you can’t be transgender without the operations

Me:

[unionrising]

http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/news/a52450/womens-march-on-washington/

[drmonkeysetroscans]

Yet he fakes his orgasms.

[drmonkeysetroscans]

Eating crow.

[drmonkeysetroscans]

And to make stupid statements.

[jammpacked]

This old white man, asking me for money like he’s the only one who cares about climate change.

Babe, you’re not gonna make the next debate. Stop waisting money on these YouTube adds.