A: I can’t believe you spent a century getting pantsdrunk.
B: May I point out a few things: We are immortal, we are invulnerable to most methods of harm and they WALLED ME UP IN THE WINE CELLAR, WHAT was I supposed to DO!?
A: you have no idea what it’s like being responsible for other people!
B: I’ve played gnome forest . You know the game where you basically build and take care a colony of gnomes. It’s like being a god or parent for the gnomes
A: that’s not the same! Besides I watched that stream! It ended with the gnome village on fire and evil pixies snatching gnomes up to kill them!
B: Never said I was a *benevolent* God.
