#olderbf!simon

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Simon Riley Headcanons

random headcanons that i have of olderbf!Simon.

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Olderbf!Simon who sees you stressing about the way the economy is shit and everything is so expensive.

Olderbf!Simon who rolls his eyes knowing his years of savings and his income will make you and the next generation live comfortably. Why did you even go to college? There was nothing or no one else to spend it on anyways.

Olderbf!Simon who loves that you don't want to work a regular 9-5 or that you don't want to work a regular job in general. You instead have side gigs when you're bored. Your friend needed an extra pair of hands for a work assignment? Sure. Once a month event staff for whatever concert is in town? You love that.

Olderbf!Simon who watches the silly tiktoks and mini vlogs you make while he is away. He doesn't actually have tiktok downloaded but you always send him the videos you make.

Olderbf!Simon who agrees to do one of the tiktok trends with you. The one where it goes "I'm a ____ of course I ______." You didn't need to tell him how it worked. You showed him one video and he understood the assignment.

"I'm a Military wife. Of course, my husband has a side piece."

"I will literally k*ll myself before I look at another woman."

"It was a joke."

"Not a funny one, love."

Olderbf!Simon who is used to your hyperfixations changing every month. His "office" is filled with trinkets and collectibles of your newest obsessions. As a matter of fact, the whole apartment is filled with your stuff. At this point, you'll need to make new storage or get rid of things.

"I think I may have a problem or adhd. Some sort of mental illness."

"I think it's time to get a house."

Olderbf!Simon who lets you pick everything. The only thing he did was give the money. As long as you're happy he didn't care where he lived or what the colors of the bathroom walls were.

[angelatsumu]

thinking about peering up at olderboyfriend!simon like he hung the stars and the moon, and he gets so flustered with the way his cock swells that he physically turns your face away from him with a gentle mushing motion. “stop lookin’ at me like that pet,” he mutters while his cheeks flush.

he’s so-

[sweetpascal]

i forgot which accounts have written about olderbf!simon so i decided to jump on the band wagon and have some fun with these hc's 🫶🏼

now imagine olderbf!simon picking you up from work...

.・゜゜firstly, olderbf!simon is a walking GREEN FLAG !!

.・゜゜no matter what this man has planned for the day, he makes sure he's the one to drive you to and pick you up from work. every. single. shift. as early as 5am to as late as 9pm.

.・゜゜if he gets there early, he makes sure to get your favorite sweet drink, plus a sweet treat (and a little something for himself too cause he knows you're not going to want to enjoy your treats alone).

.・゜゜"do you need a ride home, y/n?" - "no thanks, my boyfriend is getting me!" - "BOYFRIEND???"

.・゜゜often labeled as the 'quiet one' at work with a sweet personality, everything was getting out of their eyes when you said you had a boyfriend. they were all asking questions, wanting to see pictures, wanting to hear stories about this mysterious boyfriend that your coworkers have not even SEEN before. (simon is very reserved like that)

.・゜゜during the closing shift, everybody heard the loud blaring of Korn on someone's car speakers. you immediately knew it was him. (simon is a nu metal king)

.・゜゜olderbf!simon hates the center of attention. he doesn't like it when people pester him with questions his life or his relationship with you, ESPECIALLY if he doesn't know them. and he really doesn't like when people try to pick apart his relationship with you. that's a big no-no.

.・゜゜simon always gets out if his car to greet you with a bear hug and a sweet kiss on your lips and a pat on your behind. and he NEVER lets you open your own door. he'd rather get hit by a car than for you to do your own princess treatment.

.・゜゜ALWAYS asks the same questions when you get in the car. "how was work, pet?" "did y'miss me?" "anyone give you a hard time?" and whenever you babble about your day, he has a big hand stroking the back of your head or neck gently or a hand on your thigh.

.・゜゜the next day at work, all your coworkers are gushing over him, especially your straight male manager. 98% of the comments are about how tall and beefy simon was.