Jul 17, 2024
Heath: Mom! I picked you flowers.
Wisteria: How lovely, thank you. Listen: your father and I have the most exciting news!!
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Heath: Mom! I picked you flowers.
Wisteria: How lovely, thank you. Listen: your father and I have the most exciting news!!
Some doodles from a campaign I run and adore, featuring: that time a 3ft tall opossum man killed a dragon turtle, an actual magic item my players have received, Laharl making Bad Choices, and an NPC the party adores.
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Well, that concludes our report on the Nerium-Quackenbush family! Just look at Heath having graduated from muffins to pies now!
It looks like Oleander is going to be getting re-married, then!! Never thought we'd see the day. I wonder if they will get married in the winter, or wait until Spring...?
Keep a lookout for our next issue, where we'll be catching up with the Hartley family. Until then, readers, take care!
Wisteria: I finally finished! What do you think?
Oleander: Wonderful, darling.
Wisteria: Now we'll always be able to remember when he was all sweet and small. I'm sure he'll be growing up and breaking hearts in no time at all...
Oleander: They do grow up quickly, in my experience!
Heath: Can I be the flower girl?
Wisteria: Of course you can, darling.
Oleander: Hm, we'll have to come up with a more gender-neutral term. For Gloxie, too...
Wisteria: Oh, how sweet! Yes, of course. Can I keep my last name?
Oleander: Anything you want, my love.