#oliver archer

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Leon: You made me watch all eight Harry Potter movies. I don’t even like Harry Potter!

Oliver: That’s insane! You love Harry Potter! You’ve seen all eight movies!

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Michael: "What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon?" is a great question. Probably the best question ever asked.

Folke: He'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.

Oliver: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.

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Raven: Since i’m going out of town for a while, i’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.

Raven, picking one piece of paper out of the bowl: For instance, “Oliver, stop doing that” just applies to everything.

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Folke: Oliver just asked me out.

Michael: Oooooh, free dinner.

Folke: E, I don’t like boys…

Michael: You like dinner!

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I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.

Oliver Archer

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Owen: So, that was plan B?

Michael: No, no, that’s plan M.

Oliver: Don’t I die in plan M.

Michael: Yeah, usually.

Oliver: What do you mean, usually? How many plans do I die in?

Michael: Plans C, F, and M through Q.

Oliver: Hold up, see, that’s a little close to home. You need to switch that up. How many plans does Owen die in?

Michael: None. And [pointing to Raven] none. And [pointing to Leon] …nnehh. Now there is a plan where she [points to Folke] comes out of it with a scar from the temple through the eye all the way down to her mouth-

Jona: Ooh! You’d look so cool with a scar!

Leon: Wait, wait, wait, go back, hold on, let’s-let’s rewind-you skipped past me! You skipped past me!

Michael: Well, I have one, there is a plan, but it’s evolving.

Leon: Okay, that’s creepy. Don’t you think that’s creepy? He’s planning my death.

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Michael, to Lara: Love is in the air! Oliver, spraying a can of Febreze and holding his shirt over its nose: Not anymore.

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Folke: What kind of tea is this?

Oliver: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.