Jamel: Umair, how do I become a white spotted jellyfish?
Umair: Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
Jamel: Okay, WOW.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin
noise dept.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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trying on a metaphor
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Product Placement
occasionally subtle

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
YOU ARE THE REASON
almost home

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NASA

roma★
taylor price
RMH
Peter Solarz
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Jamel: Umair, how do I become a white spotted jellyfish?
Umair: Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
Jamel: Okay, WOW.
Folke: You need a hobby.
Leon: I have a hobby.
Folke: Being sad isn't a hobby, Leon.
Waitress: Hello, what can I get you?
Gillian: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
Tyrese: Eggs. She would like some eggs.
Rebecca: I’m not very good at talking to boys.
Chase: It’s easy! It’s just like talking to girls, but you gotta use smaller words.
Ben: Do blind people see their dreams?
Ben: Do deaf people hear their thoughts?
Joe: Do you ever shut the fuck up?
Nermina: You'll be okay.
Joe: Don't know. Blood's supposed to be on the inside.
Milo: You remind me of the ocean.
Meredith: Why?
Milo: Because you’re salty and you scare people.
Meredith:
Milo:
Meredith:
Milo: Also you almost drowned me.
Alejandro: Did it hurt?
Raphael: Did what hurt?
Alejandro: When you broke through the Earth’s crust ascending from hell.
Shannon: Hey, it's a known fact that the oldest is always the favorite. Mom and Dad got it right the first time.
Shiloh: Then why did they keep trying?
Piper: I wasn't that drunk last night.
Suji: You were flirting with Sophia last night.
Piper: So? She's my girlfriend.
Suji: You asked her if she was single and cried when she said she wasn't.
Michael: Uh, Miss B, you left the child lock on.
Raven: Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Michael: What?! Isn’t it illegal to leave your child locked in the car?!
Leon: You made me watch all eight Harry Potter movies. I don’t even like Harry Potter!
Oliver: That’s insane! You love Harry Potter! You’ve seen all eight movies!
Meredith: This...is a bucket.
Carmen: Dear God...
Meredith: There's more.
Carmen: No..................
Raphael: Holy shit, hell hounds.
Alejandro: Raphael, you know I hate it when you swear!
Raphael: You're right. I'm sorry. Holy shit, heck hounds.
Chase: Dear Santa, I've been good this year.
Chase: Most of the year.
Chase: Once in awhile.
Chase: Nevermind. I'll buy my own stuff.
*Otis gets a paper cut*
Otis: crap that hurt.
Raven: Baby-
Otis: Nows not the time for pet names, I'm bleeding out.
Raven: No, I was calling you a baby. Jesus, man up
Polina: Florian, are you getting enough sleep?
Florian: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.