#olpheist

[fataltantrums-archive]

“     read my lips,     ”     which were coated perfectly in gloss, sighing as she shifted away from the vanity.     “     you will never look as good as i do.     ”     such an inflated self esteem for the vampire witch, approaching him swiftly, fingers gliding across his shoulder as she walked around the room. peering over various objects as if she was examining them, just waiting to see his reaction.     “     if you’re wanting me to make daylight ring, you’ll have to admit it. one time offer or else your friend is just going to have to stay in the shadows forever which is a very long time in our cases.     ”     a clear smirk written across her face, finally focusing all attention on him. it was always fun to have the upper hand.     “     say     ‘     lizzie is so much better than me in every aspect of our life     ’     and i’ll do you the favor. it’s that simple.     ”     (     @olpheist      //     ***     )

[warmbloodcd]

@olpheist​ remembers how these two plant big foot evidence.

                    it isn’t a CHALLENGE for her to toss kernels of popcorn in the air and twist or stretch enough for it to land in her mouth, but it’s fun nonetheless. renesmee does this while managing to bounce in her seat, waiting somewhat impatiently for her uncle to set up the firestick. any amazon product makes them a little nervous  ---  alexa hears all, and a day in the life of a vampiric family is sensitive information  ---  but they decided to do it JUST for this, with the condition that the little contraption be unplugged and placed in storage whenever not in use. 

                    there’s a new amazon prime series about bigfoot. she’s so excited for it. how much of the evidence will be things she and uncle emmett just planted? this is going to be hilarious. 

                    renesmee PELTS her uncle with an unpopped popcorn kernel, playfully rushing him. realistically, she knows that the show will be waiting for them whenever he does finally get jeff bezo’s listening device put together. but she also knows that auntie rose is going to send her to bed as soon as the clock strikes midnight, and no manner of argument is going to change her mind on a school night. even if she has been through high school a couple different times now. 

[valorled]

@olpheist​

             ❝   old  friend,   i  do  hope  that  you’ve  been  enjoying  yourself  in  my  city.   ❞   leaning  down  slightly,   nik  picked  up  two  glasses  and  began  to  fill  them  with  an  old  scotch.   ❝   but  i  feel  the  need  to  remind  you  that  this  is  my  city.   you  are  free  to  have  fun,   enjoy  what  it  has  to  offer.   no  causing  trouble.   i  am  a  family  man  now,   of  course.   ❞